Wednesday, December 3, 2008

22 - thank youse

To: the goat herd 
22 - thank youse
Date: Wed 3 Dec 2008 17:30:06 -0600


make sure that you read ALL the way to the END of this message for a surprise link . . .

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Date: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:44:13 +0200
From: ulysses.w.claremore@i.b.e.a-c.i.c.uk
To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com

Subject: Thank You

Dear Deuw,

In appreciation for your collaboration in the investigation, you are entitled to the 10% Discovery and Rescue Salvation Reward and Finders-Fee in addition to the original 14 million of your late cousin Mr. Hauncel W. Mueller; totaling 15.4 million.



With Ms. Groetemilska's assistance, we are making the appropriate arrangements for delivery of the inheritance plus reward money per your request.

Truly,
Mr. Ulysses W. Claremore



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From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:14:57 -0800 (PST)
To: ulysses.w.claremore@i.b.e.a-c.i.c.uk
Subject: RE: Thank You

hay thare mr claremore 


well u has dun changed 

mie opiniun uv revenuers.

 thank u kindlee.


i steel ken nut git over the 
notion thet

mr 

jon 

kertuss

wuz actuwallee trien two rip me awf. jest goez two show u thet u jest ken nut trust sum folks.

anee waze last wenzdae rebah the male ladee kame a high tailen it owt hare wit her wagin awl lowded down wit awl tham pakagez uv milleonz. 


 
i iz jest going two have two take yer werd thet awl tham thare pakagez ciferd up two 15.4 milleonz. everbuddee in the hole holler pitched in two try two hep me cownt awl them milleonz bet evin wit everbuddies toez n fengerz we steel kept leuwzin track after a kupl uv hunderd dawlerz. finelee i sez jest give up own awl thus hare ciferen. mr uleseez iz a good honest man n he wood nut short me nun. awl these pakagez uv milleonz iz more then a nuff milleonz four anee buddee.

sech a shame bout thet thare lawng lawst cousin uv mine name uv hanz dee mewl celler hoo wuz a liven awl the way over thare akross the big oshin in thet thare suchamacallit place kawld germanee n thet i never deed git two knowed afour he passt own over two the udder side two hiz reward frum dyen in a trajek areoplane crash wit hiz hole familee. i wishes thet he kould bee hare two join in the sellebration bet i ken feals him smilen down frum haven above. 


bless u kousin hanz.

sincen thet thare reeward munee wuz a addishenal bonis the familee n me head a meetin two figger owt whut egzaktlee two dew wit awl thet
munee n we decited thet awl these milleonz iz way more then we wood ever need sew we shood dew sum theng chaireetable n give thet thare reeward munee two peeplz hoo needs it sew i went own over two sea my good freind dawgles jonez hoo ownz the jenerel dry goodz stower n i dun bawt awl uv the bowlts uv ticken thet he head n granee iz now bizee sewin away maken more n more mattressez sew thet we ken deevied thet thare reeward munee up n give sum two everbuddee in the holler n i well bee usen my brand new big purdee wagin n matchen mewl teem two deliver awl tham thare munee mattressez. 


my grate grandson skeeter-deen iz jest sew smaert. he iz usen hiz cher uv the munee two put sum theng kawled a patent own my shine resopee n bild a suchamacallit e85 renewable altarnative fuel ethonal produckshun plant. 


ownlee skeeter wood come up wit sech a ideer two give everbuddee hare in the holler a place uv imploymint. thet skeeter. he iz jest sew suppernatural smaert n awl waze a thinken bowt everbuddee ales.

by the by. the udder day i deed reeceeve thus hare male frum a mrs emogene kolachea in sum place kawled joehanusberg (boy howdy i has more cuzins accros thet big oshin than i ever knowed bowt) n her male wuz a telden me bowt sum thang kawled a 


sowth 
afreekan 
lotterie 
thet 
wun 
wit 
850,000 
winnings.

ken u pleez check thus hare deel owt fer me n make shore thet thus iz legit . . .

cencerelee deuw

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No One Together
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V9xYghMJrA

(in the middle of this song, there is a instrumental interlude during which, if you listen closely, you can hear granny's treadle sewin machine jest a clicken away in the background. deuw and the creuw really got into the energy of thus hare song while they all were worken twogetter maken more and more money mattressez four everbuddy in the holler . . .)

the lyrics can be found in the "comments" section of the blog posting.



1 comment:

scottE-deuw said...

No One Together

Centuries of backward ways
With many left behind us
Who can count the good men gone away
The fruits of all our labors
Have left us as we started
We've come too far to end it in a day

It seems that everything we do is wrong
A one-way trip to nowhere all along
Just turn around and tell me what you see
Another stupid page of history

No one together
No one is touching ground
Look at each other
Chaos is all around
Same situation
Nothing is really new
No one together
No one is me and you

Lo the horn of plenty
Is bursting at the seams
The harvest of the world will be our prize
We claim to know the secrets
The answers have been found
But how can one fool make another wise

'Cause nothing's better than it used to be
To live and die is still a mystery
We take away and we give nothing back
We just consume it all and still we lack

No one together
No one is touching ground
Look at each other
Chaos is all around
Same situation
Nothing is really new
No one together
No one is me and you

Each day passes by us so quickly now
You can feel it drawing
Much closer now
The signs are in the faces
Of the people in the street
The signs are in the sounds I hear
The voices filled with hate and fear
You can feel it drawing near you
Now

(during this hear instrumental interlude, if you listen closely, you can hear granny's treadle sewin machine jest a clicken away in the background. deuw and the creuw really got into the energy of this hear song while they all were worken twogether maken more and more money mattressez four everbuddy in the holler . . .)

The multitudes are searching
And wandering in vain
For what they seek cannot be found in men
The truth that lies before us now
Is plain for you to see
To grow without is not to grow within

We'll open up a hidden energy
To see the way that everything should be
To feel the joy that we were meant to know
We should have realized it so long ago

We're all together
Harmony will abound
Look at each other
All that was lost is found
New situation
If our direction's true
We're all together
Everyone is me and you


No One Together
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V9xYghMJrA