Monday, November 17, 2008

20 - sunny days

To: the goat herd
Subject: 20 - sunny days

Date: Mon 17 Nov 2008 17:53:41 -0500


make sure that you read ALL the way to the END of this message for a surprise link . . .

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Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:41:32 +0200

From: "Genavieve Louisa Groetemilska"   sunny.daez@i.b.e.a-c.i.c.uk

To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com

Subject: RE: Introduction
 

I've made reservations at the


Charleston 

Ritz 

Hotel


beginning Wednesday 02/27/08 through Sunday 03/02/08. I believe that will give us sufficient time to procure the transfer of your inheritance. I've booked two rooms including a conference room for private details. Have you ever stayed in a suite before?

Sincerely,

Gennie-Lou


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From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:49:44 -0800 (PST)
To: "Genavieve Louisa Groetemilska"   sunny.daez@i.b.e.a-c.i.c.uk

Subject: Re: Introduction


i dew have my 

sunday 

go 

two 

meetin 

suit

thet i could where. i hopes it will bee fancee enuff four stayen in thet thare hotell.

cencerelee deuw
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Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:48:43 +0200

From: "Genavieve Louisa Groetemilska"   sunny.daez@i.b.e.a-c.i.c.uk

To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com

Subject: RE: Introduction


Oh, what I was referring to was not a suit of clothes but that the
hotel had two suites; pronounced: two sweets.

Sincerely,

Gennie-Lou


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From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:56:55 -0800 (PST)
To: "Genavieve Louisa Groetemilska"   sunny.daez@i.b.e.a-c.i.c.uk

Subject: Re: Introduction


awe shucks gennie-lou. i dunt hardlee know u bet i thinks thet u iz
two sweet awl sew.


cencerelee deuw


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Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:55:54 +0200

From: "Genavieve Louisa Groetemilska"   sunny.daez@i.b.e.a-c.i.c.uk

To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com

Subject: RE: Introduction


Let me see if I can state this more clearly. The hotel has 


two 
nice 
big 
 comfortable 
rooms

available for us to stay in while we are in Charleston. I want to make your first trip out of Pig Swamp Hollow to be memorable.

Do you have Instant Messaging?


Sincerely,

Gennie-Lou


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From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:04:06 -0800 (PST)
To: "Genavieve Louisa Groetemilska"   sunny.daez@i.b.e.a-c.i.c.uk

Subject: Re: Introduction
 

now hold own thare jest a minute. we aint never even met befour sew i thinks we best stay in separate roomz. n i four sure aint dewen no maesawjen. 


my good ole friend klem wunce met up wit thus hare owreeantil gaesha girl hoo konvinced him intwo a maesawjen n whin she head him awl relaxed n sleepee like she dun high tailed off wit hiz wallet n awl hiz money n he had two hitch hike awl the way back home.

cencerelee deuw


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Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:03:05 +0200
From: "Genavieve Louisa Groetemilska"   sunny.daez@i.b.e.a-c.i.c.uk

To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com

Subject: RE: Introduction


Oh please do not misunderstand my intentions. I merely want to assist
in the transfer of your rightful inheritance. We should probably hold off any further discussion until we meet in person at the hotel.

I am enclosing two pictures of myself so that you will be able to
recognize me upon your arrival at the hotel.

glg1.jpg



glg2.jpg



 





















Sincerely,
Gennie-Lou

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From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com

Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:11:17 -0800 (PST)
To: "Genavieve Louisa Groetemilska"   sunny.daez@i.b.e.a-c.i.c.uk

Subject: Re: Introduction


hay thare gennie-lou. thank u kindlee four sanden tham thare pitchers.
u r sew rite. now i well know hoo i iz a looken four whin i gits two the hotell. u r sew smart.

my grate grandson skeeter-deen helped open tham pitchers n i sez two
everbuddee now she iz a reel head turner n everbuddee takes two teasen n a jibben n i tellz tham awl thet it aint nothen like thet at awl. bet everbuddee sez u best bee kareful uv thet fouriner woman. remamber whin steuw-deen got awl messt up wit thet gypsee woman name uv mareea-kalzalmoff. n i tellz tham awl awe shucks i am two old two have anee more children. n they sez well maybee u caint have anee more children bet u mite have sum milleonz thet she wood bee more anterested in. thet iz mostlee thet grumblen granee. she iz a shellfish sort awl ways a sayen thet no purdee lil rushen farm girl wood bee anterested in a


hack 
kneed 
 hay 
seed 
 uv a 
 ole 
mounten 
goat

like me egsepten four two git her mitts own tham thare milleonz. n i jest keeps a tellen everbuddee thet thare aint no milleonz four her two even get.

than skeeter noticed thet yer male address wuz kawled


sunee 

daez


n again granee took awf a grumblen bout thet no smart bizness woman wood use sech a hussie name like sunee daez. bet lil ms gennie-lou i thinks thet u could defanitely add sum sunshine two my daez.

cencerelee deuw


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1 comment:

scottE said...

Perfect Lover

It's in your head, they're telling you it's in your head
It's a figment of your imagination
It isn't there, they're telling you it isn't there
You're a victim of your infatuation
What do I think that it is I see? I keep asking myself
Nothing like this has ever happened to me

There's a perfect lover running through my head
There's a perfect lover; I can see her in my head
Perfect lover. Lover

They keep telling you -- they keep telling you, it's just a fascination
Why don't they listen -- no one listens to what I am sayin'
And everyone tells you she just isn't there, that it just couldn't be
If only they knew how real she is to me

There's a perfect lover running through my head
There's a perfect lover; I can see her in my head
There's a perfect lover running through my head
There's a perfect lover running through my head

Sometimes I hear the cry, (I hear it crying out)
Your voice from deep inside. (inside, inside, inside ...)
They're stealing you from me
Ever be

I'm not looking through the eyes of a desperate stranger
What I envision is so real, I don't want to change her
And sometimes I feel like she's standing right there
Like I could reach out and touch her
Only I know how real she is to me

There's a perfect lover running through my head
There's a perfect lover; I can see you in my head
There's a perfect lover running through my head
There's a perfect lover running through my head
Perfect lover. Lover


Perfect Lover
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiTjaNYfQSw