Thursday, October 30, 2008

17 - any more mail?

To: the goat herd
Subject: 17 - any more mail?

Date: Thu 30 Oct 2008 18:13:16 -0500

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Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:12:13 +0100 (CET)
From: "Jon W. Kertuss"   jon.w.kertuss.2711@yahoo.fr
To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Subject: Any More Mail?

Dear Deuw,

I hope all is well with you. What is happening with the bank business? Why have I not heard from you all week? Have you been contacted by anyone at the bank? Please it is very urgent that I hear from you!!! We must stay in contact during this very crutial timeframe regarding your inheritance transfer. I would appreciate you to send mail as soon as you recieve this mail.

Sincerely.

JON

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From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:14:16 -0800 (PST)
To: "Jon W. Kertuss"   jon.w.kertuss.2711@yahoo.fr
Subject: Re: Any More Mail?

hay thare mr jon kertuss. awl iz well wit me. thanks four asken. how bout u.

the udder day thet thare mr zeek frum thet thare bank in west afreeca wuz a asken me sum thang bout u n than sum buddee name uv mr claremore wuz a goen own n own bout sum 

espionagen 
thiefs 
whutever 
thet
 iz.

thet thare mr claremore sed thet he wuz sum thang kawled a bank examinaeshuner or whutever n thet 
he 
wuz 
doen 
sum 
kind uv 
investergaeshun.

i dunt rightlee knowz four sure whut in tarnation he wuz a talken bout. thet iz why i dunt trust no banks. 
danged 
revenuers 
jest 
bunch 
uv 
double 
talkerz

n jest want two git thare mitts own my money. 

i meen hour money.

cencerelee deuw

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Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:14:15 +0100 (CET)
From: "Jon W. Kertuss"   jon.w.kertuss.2711@yahoo.fr
To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: Any More Mail?

DEAR DEUW,

DO NOT CONTACT THE BANK EXAMINER!!! And Please do NOT have any further contact with Mr. Zeek. I will handle everything from here on out so ONLY contact myself!!! It is IMPERATIVE that you follow my instructions!!!

JON

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From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:16:18 -0800 (PST)
To: "Jon W. Kertuss"   jon.w.kertuss.2711@yahoo.fr
Subject: Re: Any More Mail?

oops 
awl 
reddy 
dun 
did.

they caught me awf guard n i dint know whut two say two them. mr zeek wuz a asken ifn u n me iz kin 
or sumthang n i jest sez nut that i knowz uv 


n mr claremore wuz a asken me bout how two dew sum 

monday 

mornen 

munee

washen

n i sez two jest wash the mattress ticken wit lye soap.

this iz jest a getten sew awl fired confusen.  



thare r jest 
two manee 
peepullz 
telden me 
two manee 
thangz 
awl the time.

why dunt u jest pretend two bee me n contact them yerself.

cencerelee deuw

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Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:16:17 +0100 (CET)
From: "Jon W. Kertuss"   jon.w.kertuss.2711@yahoo.fr
To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: Any More Mail?

You did just fine Deuw.

Sincerely,

Jon

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Miracles Out Of Nowhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sadxdKrxxFE 



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1 comment:

scottE said...

Miracles Out Of Nowhere

On a crystal morning I can see the (deuw)drops falling
Down from a gleaming heaven, I can hear the voices call
When you comin' home now, son, the world is not for you
Tell me what's your point of view

Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know
Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show
Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away
Tell me what made (deuw) that way

Here I am just waiting for a sign
Asking questions, learning all the time
It's always here, it's always there
It's just love, and miracles out of nowhere

Tell me now dear (Granny), what's it like to be so old
Children grown and leavin', seems the world is growin' cold
And though your body's ailin' you, your mind is just like new
Tell me where you're goin' to

It's so simple lying right before your eyes
If you'll only look through this disguise
It's always here, it's always there
It's just love, and miracles out of nowhere

I sang this song a hundred, maybe a thousand years ago
No one ever listens, I just play and then I go
Off into the sunset like the western heroes do
Tell me where we're goin' to

Here I am, I'm sure to see a sign
All my life I knew that it was mine
It's always here, it's always there
It's just love, and miracles out of nowhere


Miracles Out Of Nowhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sadxdKrxxFE