Monday, October 27, 2008

16 - requested assistance

To: the goat herd
Subject:
16 - requested assistance
Date: Mon 27 Oct 2008 17:36:23 -0500
 

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Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:33:54 +0200
From: ulysses.w.claremore@i.b.e.a-c.i.c.uk
To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Subject: Requested Assistance

DEAR MR. DEUWTHRESHER,

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is


Mr. 

Ulysses 

Claremore.







Mr. Izeak Abeidouly-Wayeziou with the International Investors Bank - Savings and Loan division - West Africa, OR as you know him as MR. ZEEK, has requested our assistance concerning the matter of one of their employees, a 

Mr. 

Jon 

W. 

Kertuss.





I work in the UK field office of the 
International Bank Examiners 
Anti-Confiscation Investigative Coalition. 


The intriguing adventure of our mission: to prevent internet theft and espionage activities and curtail the on-going capabilities of money laundering.

Please do not be alarmed or concerned for your well being. My investigation is merely to ensure the legitimate transfer of your inheritance without any ulterior interference. Please send me copies of the past correspondence that you have had with Mr. Jon Kertuss so that I might guarantee their legitimacy.


And if Mr. Jon Kertuss should happen to contact you again, please notify me at once. I assume it should go without saying that 

"Mums 
the 
Word 
Ole 
Chap"



Truly,
Mr. Ulysses W. Claremore

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com

Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:26:37 -0800 (PST)
To: ulysses.w.claremore@i.b.e.a-c.i.c.uk
Subject: RE: Requested Assistance

hay thare mr claremore. duz those espionagen thiefs use lye soap four thare 


mondae 

mornen 

munee 

washen.


granee makes the best lye soap uv anee buddee round. why she haz even won blue ribbonz at the graelee kountee fare. i aint never washt no munee bet it seemz two me thet thet thare lye soap wood dun take awl the green color out uv paper munee. u best bee telden them goomers two 
take the 
paper munee
owt uv the 
mattress first
n jest wash the ticken. 
it well dry faster thet way.

by the by. 


my 

grate 

grate 

grandpa





hoo dun bilt thus hare kabin thet i iz a steel liven in wuz a named 
uleseez. 
aint thet jest sumthang now. smawl werld aint it.

cencerelee deuw


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On The Other Side
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSVULtkJqDQ



1 comment:

scottE said...

On The Other Side

The empty page before me now, the pen is in my hand
The words don't come so easy but I'm trying
I'm searching for a melody or some forgotten line
They can slip away from us so quickly
Don't be unkind I'm not complaining
I only feel it needs explaining

Though I've said it all before I'll say it once again
Everyone needs something to believe in

So turn around, turn around it's on the other side
Feel the sound, feel the sound, it's coming from deep inside
It will fill you with emotion, if you let it be your guide so
Turn around, turn around, it's on the other side

I'm waiting for the day to end another to begin
Somehow I've forgotten what it stood for
I look into your face and see the searching in your eyes
I will be your servant till the end
The music plays, and for a moment I feel
That all there days an so fulfilling

Though I've said it all before I'll say it once again
Everyone needs something to believe in

So turn around, turn around it's on the other side
Feel the sound, feel the sound, it's coming from deep inside
It will fill you with emotion, if you let it be your guide so
Turn around, turn around, it's on the other side

Desperation shows it's ugly face in many ways
No one can escape the times we live in
The answers are so simple and we all know where to look
But it's easier just to avoid the question
And if I seem too inconclusive
It's just because it's so elusive

Though I've said it all before I'll say it once again
Everyone needs something to believe in

So turn around, turn around it's on the other side
Feel the sound, feel the sound, it's coming from deep inside
It will fill you with emotion, if you let it be your guide so
Turn around, turn around, it's on the other side


On The Other Side
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSVULtkJqDQ