Tuesday, October 21, 2008

15 - bank inquiry

To: the goat herd
Subject:
15 - bank inquiry 

Date: Tue 21 Oct 2008 17:40:24 -0500



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Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:11:57 -0500
From: izeak.w.abeidouly-wayeziou@i.i.b-s.a.l.d.waf
To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Subject: Bank Inquiry

DEAR MR. DEUWTHRESHER,

Firstly I must state that I appreciate your candor and simple honesty and no, I am not offended by your casual informalness. In fact, I find it quite refreshing. Please feel free to address me as "Mr. Zeek" and I intend to attempt to be equally informal by addressing you as "Deuw."

Secondly I found your English dialect to be quite profound to understanding. It is not often that I have the opportunity to interact with citizens of America. But hopefully I have a clear comprehension of your intent concerning the account here at the INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS BANK - SAVINGS AND LOAN DIVISION - WEST AFRICA that your late cousin Mr. Hauncel D. Mueller had established and maintained for many profitable years.

Now to the purpose of this mail. Our records indicate that you have been in contact with a Mr. Jon W. Kertuss who is an employee here at the bank. I need explanation as to the nature of your relationship with Jon Kertuss.

THANK YOU.
Mr. Zeek
(MR. IZEAK W. ABEIDOULY-WAYEZIOU, 

Foreign Remittance Director - IIB)

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From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com

Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:37:26 -0800 (PST)
To: izeak.w.abeidouly-wayeziou@i.i.b-s.a.l.d.waf
Subject: RE: Bank Inquiry

hay thare mr zeek. 


why i dunt thinks thet 
mr 
jon 
kertuss 
iz anee kin uv mine.

at least nun thet i knowz uv.

he 
aint 
never 
sed 
anythang 
bout 
him 
being 
kin

bet he teld me bout thet thare lawng lost couzin uv mine name uv hanz dee mewl celler hoo wuz a liven awl the way over thare 
akross 
the 
big 
ocean 
in 
thet 
thare 
suchamacallit 
place 
kawled 
germanee


n whose life ended sew tragiklee in a areoplane krash. him n hiz hole familee. i thinks it iz sech a shame thet i never deed git two knowed thet thare couzin uv mine befour he past own two the udder side two hiz reward.



sech a herrable way two go.

good ole couzin hanz dee mewl celler.

cencerelee deuw


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1 comment:

scottE said...

another teksus favorite:

I heard the men saying something
The captains tell they pay you well
And they say they need sailing men to
Show the way, and leave today
Was it (deuw) that said, "How long, how long?"

They say the sea turns so dark that
You know it's time, you see the sign
They say the point Demons Guard is
An ocean grave, for all the brave,
Was it (deuw) that said, "How long, how long,
How long to the Point of Know Return?"

Your father, he said he needs you
Your mother, she says she loves you
Your brothers, they echo your words:
"How far to the Point of Know Return?"
"Well, how long?"

Today I found a message floating
In the sea from (deuw) to me
(deuw) wrote that when (he) could see it
(he) cried with fear, the Point was near
Was it (deuw) that said, "How long, how long
To the Point of Know Return?"

another teksus favorite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60A1yKc2hi4