Subject: 15 - bank inquiry
Date: Tue 21 Oct 2008 17:40:24 -0500
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Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:11:57 -0500
To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw" email@example.com
Subject: Bank Inquiry
DEAR MR. DEUWTHRESHER,
Firstly I must state that I appreciate your candor and simple honesty and no, I am not offended by your casual informalness. In fact, I find it quite refreshing. Please feel free to address me as "Mr. Zeek" and I intend to attempt to be equally informal by addressing you as "Deuw."
Secondly I found your English dialect to be quite profound to understanding. It is not often that I have the opportunity to interact with citizens of America. But hopefully I have a clear comprehension of your intent concerning the account here at the INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS BANK - SAVINGS AND LOAN DIVISION - WEST AFRICA that your late cousin Mr. Hauncel D. Mueller had established and maintained for many profitable years.
Now to the purpose of this mail. Our records indicate that you have been in contact with a Mr. Jon W. Kertuss who is an employee here at the bank. I need explanation as to the nature of your relationship with Jon Kertuss.
(MR. IZEAK W. ABEIDOULY-WAYEZIOU,
Foreign Remittance Director - IIB)
From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw" firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:37:26 -0800 (PST)
Subject: RE: Bank Inquiry
hay thare mr zeek.
why i dunt thinks thet
iz anee kin uv mine.
at least nun thet i knowz uv.
bet he teld me bout thet thare lawng lost couzin uv mine name uv hanz dee mewl celler hoo wuz a liven awl the way over thare
n whose life ended sew tragiklee in a areoplane krash. him n hiz hole familee. i thinks it iz sech a shame thet i never deed git two knowed thet thare couzin uv mine befour he past own two the udder side two hiz reward.
sech a herrable way two go.
good ole couzin hanz dee mewl celler.
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