Thursday, October 16, 2008

14 - reality check

To: the goat herd
Subject: 14 - reality check
Date: Thu 16 Oct 2008 18:10:17 -0500

make sure that you read ALL the way to the END of this message for a couple of surprise links . . .

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 sunday 
02/17/08 

dear 
diary:





well the meds have finally kicked in - thankfully. 
wow!!! 
that is an experience that i really don't care to ever repeat again. note to self: 
don't EVER again 
give up reality 
for the 40 days of lent . . .

deuw has found his place in my life as
the fictional character 
that 
i created him 
to be



  

and 
he is content 
living back there 
in that 
"holler" 
place 
(in my head).




sometimes there still is a struggle between us but i have developed a mantra for those times: 
deuw is a fictional character that i have created, 
deuw is a fictional character that i have created, 
deuw is a fictional character that i have created.


and then he kinda backs off a bit.

reviewing deuw's emails is kinda like reading the diary of a mad man. geez that guy can just go on and on.

what a mess he has created mentioning mr jon kertuss' name to the bank.


poor 
old 
deuw, 
he 
is 
just 
sooo 
oblivious.




now he realizes that it is best to allow me to deal with all of this here international banking business
but there still are times when we have quite the 
rockem sockem
dual duel 
going on here.


i wonder what is in those little green pills that makes me feel so normal again. i really don't think that i need to keep that doctor's appointment next week because wee iz jist fien. DEUW CUT IT OUT!!! i need to take a break . . .

. . . i went to sit out on the front stoop with a glass of wine and a cig and right off a fire truck takes on out of the station with it's sirens wailing and
there went all those 
coyotes 
out in the woods 
by the creek.

i likes them coyotes. they makes me laugh cuz ever time that there fire truck drives by the park with the sireen a blaren them coyotes take to howleren n a howleren. n i howlers with them. it is sew much fun.
hhhhhowowowlllll 
(higher now) 
hhhhhowowowlllll 
(lower now) 
hhhhhowowowlllll


my neighbors are all sew good-natured. we all jest laugh 'bout my fascination with them their coyotes 
but sumtimes i dew get two wonderen ifn they might think 
two themselves that i
might be 
jest 
a little bit 
touched, 

maybe even 
jest 
a little bit 
crazy.




oh well, not with them lil go green pick-me-up pills . . .

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Date: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 05:59:14 +0100 (CET)
From: "Jon W. Kertuss"   jon.w.kertuss.2711@yahoo.fr
To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: FWD: Re: QUESTIONNAIRE FROM INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS BANK

Dear Deuw,

Thank You for the mail. I was becoming quite concerned when I had not heard from you. And I was very alarmed with the discovery of your statement to the bank stating that I had given you the answers to the banks questions. Fortunately I have had an opportunity to speak with Mr. Izeak W. Abeidouly-Wayeziou and I have smoothed things over with the clarification that you're contact was regarding the understanding that your late cousin Mr. Hauncel D. Mueller had in deed had an account with the INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS BANK - SAVINGS AND LOAN DIVISION - WEST AFRICA when the information that you had was concerning his residence in Germany and that you had not been aware of the fact that your late cousin was doing any banking business in West Africa.

IF THE BANK CONTACTS YOU AGAIN, DO NOT RESPOND WITHOUT NOTIFYING ME IMMEDIATELY!!!

Sincerely.

JON


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Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now
http://youtu.be/NkwJ-g0iJ6w


Kansas - Hold On

4 comments:

scottE said...

Hold On

Look in the mirror and tell me
Just what you see
What have the years of your life
Taught you to be
Innocence dying in so many ways
Things that you dream of are lost
Lost in the haze

Hold on
Baby hold on
'Cause it's closer than you think
And you're standing (12 - on the brink)
Hold on
Baby hold on
'Cause there's something on the way
Your tomorrow's not the same
As today

Don't you recall what you felt
When you weren't alone
Someone who stood by your side
A face you have known
Where do you run when it's too much to bear
Who do you turn to in need
When nobody's there

Hold on
Baby hold on
'Cause it's closer than you think
And you're standing (12 - on the brink)
Hold on
Baby hold on
'Cause there's something on the way
Your tomorrow's not the same
Hold on

Innocence dying in so many ways
Things that you dream of are lost
Lost in the haze

Hold on
Baby hold on
'Cause it's closer than you think
And you're standing (12 - on the brink)
Hold on
Baby hold on
'Cause there's something on the way
Your tomorrow's not the same
Hold on

Kansas - Hold On
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS3zLUTw7CQ

(most versions of this song have an additional verse - this is the way that our group teksus does it:
Outside your door, he is waiting
Waiting for you
((who's there? who is it? is that you, deuw???))
Sooner or later, you know
He's got to come through
No hesitation and no turning back
Let it all go when you know
You're on the right track)

Anonymous said...

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:47:57 -0600
biker mama wrote:

Deuw, oh, um, I mean Scott

okay, is the email from Jon for real or did you make that one up???

love you,
lil sis

scottE-deuw said...

October 20, 2008 11:24:43 AM CDT
scotte-deuw wrote:

good morning lil sis!!! hope you enjoyed a beautiful weekend . . .

deuw has not heard back from mr jon kertuss since Feb 10th (9 - where are you deuw???). deuw wrote to him "a quick like lil update" on Feb 13th (10 - mountaintop experience) and again on Feb 15th (13 - shuer nuff evree dae). could mr jon kertuss' non-response possibly be deuw to the fact that when deuw sent them there fancy answers on back to the bank in west africa on Feb 13th that he told mr zeek that mr jon kertuss had given him the answers to their questions? (11 - reply to bank).

check out "13a - where are you mr jon kertuss???"

personally, i think that all of the spam emails came from the same person or persons. they were merely trying to obtain personal bank account info (2 - and i rec'd a reply!!!) and mr jon kertuss did mention back then that "This transaction will last for 10 working days" and deuw jest kept stalling and stalling. well, deuw doesn't even have a bank account anyway cuz he doesn't trust no banks. actually, deuw doesn't even have a bank account cuz he's not a real person. man oh man, sometimes i have to keep very tight reins on that grasp of reality. what a fine line we all walk . . .

oh, so to answer your question. yes, i wrote the email for mr jon kertuss in "14 - reality check" cuz i was on quite a roll and all prepared to keep this here story going on for a while longer sooo i wrote my own ending to the 21st century global adventures of deuw . . .

geez, i'm a guessin that this hear deuw character is starting to effect my thinken - i'm jest a goen on and on and on . . . (starting???)

oxoxo scotty-deuw

Anonymous said...

October 20, 2008 12:25:02 PM CDT
biker mama wrote:

right now, deuw's a lucky guy - 1) because he's not real and 2) because he hasn't got any money in the banks or in the market - ha ha