Monday, September 29, 2008

13 - shuer nuff evree dae

To: the goat herd
Subject: 13 - shuer nuff evree dae
Date: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:17:57 -0500

make sure that you read ALL the way to the END of this message for a couple of surprise links . . .

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fridae 02/15/08 deer dairee whutever


well tham thare friendz uv scottE shore nuff dew like thare sellebraten. everbuddee wuz hare again last nite four sum more n more sellebraten n than again thus afternoon four sum more n more sellebraten. thae sed thet thae wuz jest a stoppen bie two check own us n make sure thet ever thang wuz awl rite bet awl we deed wuz dew sum sellebraten witch iz jest fine bie me

 n the hole 
more n more time 
everbuddee 
kept a callen me 
 scottE.

i needs two figure owt how two make sum uv thus hare wine thet thae likes sew much.

anee waee whin thae awl wuz hare thet friend uv scottE name uv daved sed lets awl have a jam sesshun n
i sed 
ifn we 
got anee 
rapsberriez 
hare than 
i wood 
cook up sum 
rapsberrie jam. 
rapsberrie 
iz mie 
favorite.

n thae awl took two laughen n a laughen n a telden me scottE u iz sech a joker a awl waze a clownen round. u iz sech a funnee karacter. good ole scottE. awl waze good four a laugh. n i dunt want two appearz stewpid or nothen sew i jest laught alawng wit tham awl bet i shore dint knowed whut wuz sew funnee bout rapsberrie jam.

than daved sed thet he meant a music jam sesshun n four me two go git mie fiddle n i telled him thet i dint know whare it wuz n thet set everbuddee awf own anutter round uv laughen n daved sed now cut it out. we has two git serious bout practicen our music four thet thare gig thet we iz doing in a couple uv weeks. yer fiddle iz up in the front studio whare u awl waze kep it n i dun brawt mie elektronical base geetar n staec haz hiz twelve strang geetar n kathee n stevin both have thare elektronical pianos n we need two git sum practicen dun.



n daved tellz me thet we well start awf wit mie most favorite sawng n i askt him ifn he meant

owh 

mie 

dawrlen 

klemuntiem

n thet set everbuddee awf own anutter round uv laughen n daved sed now cut it out n he hands me a green sheet uv paper wit sum music notes n words own it n i sed thet i dint thank thet i remembered thet sawng. i telled daved thet i thank thet mie rememberen iz a lil awf cuz uv thet thare lightenen bolt thet striked me last week at the ANTEEK STOWER sew thae awl starts two playen thet music n i deed remember thet sawng frum sum whare sew i starts two playen alawng wit tham n it wuz jest a grand time. thet sawng went sum thang like this


 
wunce i roze abuve thu noize n kunfeuwshun


jist two git a glemps beyund this eleuwshun


i wuz sowren ever hiegher bet i fleuw two hiegh


tho mie iz kood sea i steel wuz a bliend man


tho mie mind kood thank i steel wuz a mad man


i heer thu voicez whin i iz dreemen


i ken heer tham sae






keree own owr waeword sun


thare bea peece whin u r dun



laee uwr weeree haed tu rest


dunt u krie noe moer




maskeraiden as a man wit a reesun


mie sheraid iz thu evant uv thu ceesun



ifn i klaem two bea a wize man


et shorelee meenz thet i dunt knowz



own a stowermee see uv moovin emowshun


tawst bowt i iz like a ship own thu oshin



i set a kowres four windz uv fowerchin


bet i hare thu voiecez sae




  

keree own


u well awl waze reemambar



keree own


nuten ekwalez thu splaendowr



now ur lief iz noe lawnger emptee


shorelee haven wates fer u



n whin we finisht playen thet sawng everbuddee jest a started cheeren n holleren 
scottE scottE scottE 
n daved sed thet he knowed thet i wood remamber 
mie most favorite 
kensus sawng kawled 
keree own waeword sun. 
terns owt thet thae awl iz or i gess i shood sae thet we awl iz a kover band four 
kensus 
n owr band iz kawled 
teksus.


anee wae we shore nuff deed have us a reel good time playen awl tham thare sawngs.

whin thae awl left again thae askt me two promise thet i wood nut dew anee more male writen n i tried two git a thawt frum scottE bout whut two sae bet he haz bin reel quiet latelee sew i jest sez two tham 


 shore 

nuff 

no 

male.

bet i thawt two mieself self i sez thare iz sum unfinisht bizness wit mr jon kertuss.

n than thae askt me two promise thet i wood kep thet dockter apointment n i jest sez two tham shore nuff i well bee thare.
bet i dunt ever want two go back two thet thare 
ANTEEK STOWER wit thet

 ladee dockter 

n awl tham 

peepullz 

in wite koats

n awl tham shinee silveree medal masheenz n elektronical gadgits wit the blinken lites awl over the place. no siree. 
thare iz no wae thet i well ever step foot inside a 
ANTEEK STOWER 
ever again.

n than thae askt me two promise thet i wood takes tham lil green pillz ever dae. n i thawt two mieself self i sez thet iz a eazee answer cuz
 i likes tham 

lil go green 

pick-me-up pillz.

 sew i jest sez two tham shore nuff ever dae.

than i got a fone call frum thet sizter uv scottE hoo werks four the 
Rewrul Elektronikel Asewceeashun


n we jest laught n laught bout awl theze a goings own til the battereez own hare fone went deed . . .

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From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:47:56 -0800 (PST)
To: "Jon W. Kertuss"   jon.w.kertuss.2711@yahoo.fr
Subject: FWD: Re: QUESTIONNAIRE FROM INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS BANK

hae thare mr jon kertuss. i iz sew sorree thet it haz takin me sew lawng two git thus hare male two u. i meent two sand u a kopee uv the bank male thet i sant own wenzdae bet everbuddee wuz hare again lest nite four sum more n more sellebraten n than again this afternoon four sum more n more sellebraten. sew finallee hare it iz . . .


From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:58:13 -0800 (PST)
To: izeak.w.abeidouly-wayeziou@i.i.b-s.a.l.d.waf
Subject: Re: QUESTIONNAIRE FROM INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS BANK

hooo-weee. thet thare shore nuff iz sum kind uv name thet u dew haz thare. man oh man i dun tried two spell thet name sevin timez afour i finallee gaved up n decited i best jest kawl u mr zeek. i hopes thet u aint offended bie mie kasual informalness.

sew u iz a worken over thare in thet bank awae akross the big owshin in thet thare whatchamacallit place kawlt west afreeka eh. boihowdee. n me i aint never evin bin owt uv thus hare holler mie hole entire life. n i shore wood nut have ever knowed bout thet thare cuzin uv mine name uv hauncel d mueller hoo wuz liven awl the wae over thare akross the big owshin in thet thare suchamacallit place kawlt germainee.

i problee ownlee werkt bout six uv tham thare twentee four ourz sew far wit awl thet iz a goen own rite now bet i jest wanted two go own n sand u tham thare fancee answerz thet mr jon kertuss sant two me four tham thare kwestionz thet u wuz a asken bout thet thare cuzin thet nobuddee knowed aneethang bout liven awl the wae over thare akross the big owshin.

............answer's............
1) Name: Mr. Hauncel D. Mueller
(2) Nationality: an Austrian by NATIONALITY
3) Occupation: BUSINNESSMAN. Owner of site Mueller and Brothers SARL IMPORT and EXPORT COMPANY.
4) The deceased died on a plane which crashed in October 1999
(5) The deceased died at the age of (70) seventy years
(6) The deceased left cash. The amount of US $14 million USD (FOURTEEN MILLION DOLLARS) in your custody under account number 72513284993
7) Yes, the deceased was married to BARBARA and they had two DAUGHTERS who died along with him
(8) The deceased was residing in Germany at the time of his death. His residential address was MeinPlatz, Sie Röhre, Schwein Sumpf Höhle, Germany
(9) The deceased was a member of the International Gold dealers Association.
10) The deceased was a great Advocate of Humanity while he was alive and contributed to its cause
............ ............ ............

n thank u kindlee four thet thare kind male uv kondolances n a telden me bout tham thare milleonz uv thet thare good ole kuzin uv mine name uv hanz dee mewl celler hoo wuz a liven awl the wae over thare akross the big owshin in thet thare suchamacallit place kawled germainee. i thinks it iz sech a shame thet i never deed git two knowed thet thare kuzin uv mine afour he passt own over two the udder side two hiz reward. dien in a areoplane krash. him n hiz hole familee. sech a trajedee.

good ole kuzin hanz dee mewl celler.

cencerelee
dilferd thedeus deuwthresher 

bet everbuddee jest kawlz me 
deuw


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deuw's mowest faveriet sawng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzQy4mmT3Q


 

scottE's most favorite song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB17uWuBrL0



4 comments:

scottE said...

Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son

Once I Rose Above The Noise And Confusion
Just To Get A Glimpse Beyond This Illusion
I Was Soaring Ever Higher, But I Flew Too High
Though My Eyes Could See I Still Was A Blind Man
Though My Mind Could Think I Still Was A Mad Man
I Hear The Voices When I'm Dreaming
I Can Hear Them Say

Carry On Our Wayward Son,
There'll Be Peace When You Are Done
Lay Your Weary Head To Rest
Don't You Cry No More

Masquerading As A Man With A Reason
My Charade Is The Event Of The Season
And If I Claim To Be A Wise Man
It Surely Means That I Don't Know
On A Stormy Sea Of Moving Emotion
Tossed About I'm Like A Ship On The Ocean
I Set A Course For Winds Of Fortune
But I Hear The Voices Say

Carry On Our Wayward Son
There'll Be Peace When You Are Done
Lay Your Weary Head To Rest
Don't You Cry No More

Carry On
You Will Always Remember
Carry On
Nothing Equals The Splendor
Now Your Life's No Longer Empty
Surely Heaven Waits For You

Carry On Our Wayward Son
There'll Be Peace When You Are Done
Lay Your Weary Head To Rest
Don't You Cry No More

No More


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB17uWuBrL0

scottE-deuw said...

here is the original writing written in deuw-speek:


friedae 02/15/08 deer dairee whutevr
wael thaem thaer freindz uv scottE shuer nuff dew liek thaer sellebraeten. erbudee wuz heer agen lest niet fer sum moer n moer sellebraeten n thaen agen theis efternewen fer sum moer n moer sellebraeten. thae sed thet thae wuz jist a stoepin bi tu chek owen es n maek shuer thet evree theng wuz awl riet bet awl wee deed wuz dew sum sellebraeten whitch iz jist fien bi mee n thu hoel moer n moer tiem erbudee kepta kawlen mee scottE. i nead tu figer owt houwe tu maek sum uv theis heer wien thet thae liek sew mech.

eneewae whin thae awl wuz heer thet freind uv scottE naem uv daved sed laets awl haev a jaem cecshun n i sed ifn wee git enee rapsbereez heer thaen i wuwd kowk ep sum rapsberee jaem. rapsberee iz mi faveriet. n thae awl towk tu lawfen n a lawfen n saein scottE u iz sech a joeker a awl waez a klowenin rowund. u iz sech a funee karektuer. guwd ole scottE. awl waez guwd fer a lawf. n i dint wunt tu apair stewpud owr nuten sew i jist lawft alawng wit em awl bet i shuer dint knoew whut wuz sew funee bowt rapsberee jaem.

thaen daved sed thet hee meent a musak jaem cecshun n fer mee to goew git mi fidel n i teld hem thet i dint knoew whaer et wuz n thet saet erbudee awf owen anuter rowund uv lawfen n daved sed noew kut et owt. wee hafta git ceareus bowt praktisen owr musak fer thet thaer gig thet wee iz dewen en a kupel uv weaks. uwr fidel iz ep en thu frent stewdeo whaer u awl waez kep et n i dun brawt mi elektronikel bass geetar n staec hez hiz twaelve strang geetar n kathee n stevin boweth haev thaer elektronikel peeaneez n wee nead tu git sum praktisen dun.

n daved telz mee thet wee wael staert awf wit mi mowest faveriet sawng n i eskt hem ifn hee meent owh mi dawrlen klemuntiem n thet saet erbudee awf owen anuter rowund uv lawfen n daved sed noew kut et owt n hee haends mee a grean sheat uv paeper wit sum musak nowets n werdz owen et n i sed thet i dowent thenk thet i reemambar thet sawng. i teld daved thet i thenk thet mi reemambarin iz a lil awf cuz uv thet thaer lietenin bowlt thet striekt mee lest weak sew thae awl staerts tu plaein thet musak n i deed reemambar thet sawng frum sum whaer sew i staerts tu plaein alawng wit em n et wuz jist a grend tiem. thet sawng wunt sum theng liek theis

wunce i roez abuv thu noiz n kunfeuwshun
jist tu git a glemps beund theis eleuwshun
i wuz sowren evr hiegher bet i fleuw tu hiegh
tho mi iz kuwd cee i steel wuz a bliend maen
tho mi miend kuwd thenk i steel wuz a maed maen
i heer thu voiecez whin i iz dreemen
i ken heer thaem sae

keree owen owr waeword sun
thaer bea peec whin u r dun
laee uwr weeree haed tu raest
dowent u krie noe moer

continued on next comment . . .

scottE-deuw said...

maskeraiden ez a maen wit a reesun
mi sheraid iz thu eevant uv thu ceesun
ifn i klaem tu bea a wiez maen
et shuerlee meenz thet i dowent knoew
owen a stowermee cee uv moeven emowshun
tawst bowt i iz liek a sheip owen thu oshin
i saet a kowres fer wendz uv fowerchin
bet i heer thu voiecez sae

keree owen
u wael awl waez reemambar
keree owen
nuten ekwaelz thu splaendowr
noew ur lief iz noe lawnger emptee
shuerlee haven waets fer u

n whin wee fenusht plaein thet sawng erbudee jist a staerted chearen n hawlerin scottE scottE scottE n daved sed thet hee kneuw thet i wuwd reemambar mi mowest faveriet kensus sawng kalwd keree owen waeword sun. terns owt thet thae awl iz er i gess i shuwd sae thet wee awl iz a kuver baend fer kensus n owr baend iz kawld teksus. eneewae wee shuer nuff deed haev es a reel guwd tiem plaein awl thaem thaer sawngs.

whin thae awl leaft agen thae eskt mee tu prowmess thet i wuwd nut dew enee moer mael rieten n i triad tu git a thawt frum scottE bowt whut tu sae bet hee hez bin reel kwiet laetlee sew i jist sez tu thaem shuer nuff noe mael. bet i thawt tu misef sef i sez thaer iz sum enfenusht biznes wit mr jon kertuss. n thaen thae eskt mee tu prowmess thet i wuwd kep thet dawkter epuntmint n i jist sez tu thaem shuer nuff i wael bea thaer bet i dowent evr wunt tu goe beck tu thet thaer enteek stower wit thet ladee dawkter n awl thaem peepuwlz en whiet koets n awl thaem shienee silveeree metael masheenz n elektronikel gedgits wit thu blenken liets awl ovr thu plaec. noe seree. thaer iz noe wae thet i wael evr staep fowt ensied a enteek stower evr agen. n thaen thae eskt mee tu prowmess thet i wuwd taek thaem lil grean pealz evree dae. n i thawt tu misef sef i sez thet iz a eezee ansewr cuz i lieks thaem lil goe grean pikmeeup pealz. sew i jist sez tu thaem shuer nuff evree dae.

thaen i git a foen kawl frum thet siztur uv scottE whu werks fer thu Rewrul Elektronikel Asewceeashun n wee jist lawft n lawft bowt awl theez agowens owen til thu betureez owen heer foen wunt deed . . .


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Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:47:56 -0800 (PST)
From: erbudee jist kawl mee deuw wvdeuw@yahoo.com
To: Jon W. Kertuss jon.w.kertuss.2711@yahoo.fr
Subject: FWD: Re: QUESTIONNAIRE FROM INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS BANK

hae thaer mr jon kertuss. i iz sew sowree thet et hez taeken mee sew lawng tu git theis heer mael tu u. i meent tu sand u a kupee uv thu benk mael thet i cent owen wenzdae bet erbudee wuz heer agen lest niet fer sum moer n moer sellebraeten n thaen agen theis efternewen fer sum moer n moer sellebraeten. sew fienlee heer et iz . . .


Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:58:13 -0800 (PST)
From: erbudee jist kawl mee deuw wvdeuw@yahoo.com
To: izeak.w.abeidouly-wayeziou@i.i.b-s.a.l.d.waf
Subject: Re: QUESTIONNAIRE FROM INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS BANK

whooo-weee. thet thaer shuer nuff iz sum kiend uv naem thet u dew haev thaer. maen owh maen i dun tried tu spiel thet naem saven tiemz afower i fienlee geivd ep n decited i beter jist kawl u mr zeek. i hoep thet u aint awfeanded bi mi kashewel enfermulnis.

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scottE-deuw said...

sew u iz a werken ovr thaer en thet benk awae akros thu bieg oshin en thet thaer whutchamakawlit plaec kawld weast afreeka eh. boihouwedee. n mee i aint nevr evn bin owt uv theis heer hawler mi hoel intier lief. n i shuer wuwd nut haev evr knoewen bowt thet thaer cuzin uv mien naem uv hauncel d mueller whu wuz leiven awl thu wae ovr thaer akros thu bieg oshin en thet thaer sechamakawlit plaec kawld jurmaenee.

i problee owenlee werkt bowt sex uv thaem thaer twenee fower owrs sew fer wit awl thet iz agowenz owen riet noew bet i jist wunted tu goew owen n sand u thaem thaer fansee ansewrz thet mr jon kertuss cent tu mee fer thaem thaer kwestshunz thet u wuz a esken bowt thet thaer cuzin thet noebudee kneuw eneetheng bowt leiven awl thu wae ovr thaer akros thu bieg oshin.

............answer's............
1) Name: Mr. Hauncel D. Mueller
(2) Nationality: an Austrian by NATIONALITY
3) Occupation: BUSINNESSMAN. Owner of site Mueller and Brothers SARL IMPORT and EXPORT COMPANY.
4) The deceased died on a plane which crashed in October 1999
(5) The deceased died at the age of (70) seventy years
(6) The deceased left cash. The amount of US $14 million USD (FOURTEEN MILLION DOLLARS) in your custody under account number 72513284993
7) Yes, the deceased was married to BARBARA and they had two DAUGHTERS who died along with him
(8) The deceased was residing in Germany at the time of his death. His residential address was MeinPlatz, Sie Röhre, Schwein Sumpf Höhle, Germany
(9) The deceased was a member of the International Gold dealers Association.
10) The deceased was a great Advocate of Humanity while he was alive and contributed to its cause
............ ............ ............

n thenk u kiendlee fer thet thaer kiend mael uv kundowelances n a telden mee bowt thaem thaer milleunz uv thet thaer guwd ole cuzin uv mien naem uv hanz dee mewl celler whu wuz a leiven awl thu wae ovr thaer akros thu bieg oshin en thet thaer sechamakawlit plaec kawld jurmaenee. i thenks et iz sech a shaem thet i nevr git tu knoewd thet thaer cuzin uv mien afower hee passt owen ovr tu thu uder sied tu hez reaword. dien en a areoplaen cresh. hem n hez hoel famelee. sech a trejadee.

guwd ole cuzin hanz dee mewl celler.

cencerelee
dilferd thedeus deuwthresher bet erbudee jist kawl mee deuw



copyright © 2008 - 940farms - all rights reserved

------------

deuw's mowest faveriet sawng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzQy4mmT3Q

scottE's most favorite song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB17uWuBrL0