Subject: 13 - shuer nuff evree dae
Date: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:17:57 -0500
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fridae 02/15/08 deer dairee whutever
well tham thare friendz uv scottE shore nuff dew like thare sellebraten. everbuddee wuz hare again last nite four sum more n more sellebraten n than again thus afternoon four sum more n more sellebraten. thae sed thet thae wuz jest a stoppen bie two check own us n make sure thet ever thang wuz awl rite bet awl we deed wuz dew sum sellebraten witch iz jest fine bie me
n the hole
more n more time
kept a callen me
i needs two figure owt how two make sum uv thus hare wine thet thae likes sew much.
anee waee whin thae awl wuz hare thet friend uv scottE name uv daved sed lets awl have a jam sesshun n
cook up sum
n thae awl took two laughen n a laughen n a telden me scottE u iz sech a joker a awl waze a clownen round. u iz sech a funnee karacter. good ole scottE. awl waze good four a laugh. n i dunt want two appearz stewpid or nothen sew i jest laught alawng wit tham awl bet i shore dint knowed whut wuz sew funnee bout rapsberrie jam.
than daved sed thet he meant a music jam sesshun n four me two go git mie fiddle n i telled him thet i dint know whare it wuz n thet set everbuddee awf own anutter round uv laughen n daved sed now cut it out. we has two git serious bout practicen our music four thet thare gig thet we iz doing in a couple uv weeks. yer fiddle iz up in the front studio whare u awl waze kep it n i dun brawt mie elektronical base geetar n staec haz hiz twelve strang geetar n kathee n stevin both have thare elektronical pianos n we need two git sum practicen dun.
n daved tellz me thet we well start awf wit mie most favorite sawng n i askt him ifn he meant
n thet set everbuddee awf own anutter round uv laughen n daved sed now cut it out n he hands me a green sheet uv paper wit sum music notes n words own it n i sed thet i dint thank thet i remembered thet sawng. i telled daved thet i thank thet mie rememberen iz a lil awf cuz uv thet thare lightenen bolt thet striked me last week at the ANTEEK STOWER sew thae awl starts two playen thet music n i deed remember thet sawng frum sum whare sew i starts two playen alawng wit tham n it wuz jest a grand time. thet sawng went sum thang like this
wunce i roze abuve thu noize n kunfeuwshun
jist two git a glemps beyund this eleuwshun
i wuz sowren ever hiegher bet i fleuw two hiegh
tho mie iz kood sea i steel wuz a bliend man
tho mie mind kood thank i steel wuz a mad man
i heer thu voicez whin i iz dreemen
i ken heer tham sae
keree own owr waeword sun
thare bea peece whin u r dun
laee uwr weeree haed tu rest
dunt u krie noe moer
maskeraiden as a man wit a reesun
mie sheraid iz thu evant uv thu ceesun
ifn i klaem two bea a wize man
et shorelee meenz thet i dunt knowz
own a stowermee see uv moovin emowshun
tawst bowt i iz like a ship own thu oshin
i set a kowres four windz uv fowerchin
bet i hare thu voiecez sae
u well awl waze reemambar
nuten ekwalez thu splaendowr
now ur lief iz noe lawnger emptee
shorelee haven wates fer u
n whin we finisht playen thet sawng everbuddee jest a started cheeren n holleren
scottE scottE scottEn daved sed thet he knowed thet i wood remamber
mie most favorite
kensus sawng kawled
keree own waeword sun.terns owt thet thae awl iz or i gess i shood sae thet we awl iz a kover band four
kensusn owr band iz kawled
anee wae we shore nuff deed have us a reel good time playen awl tham thare sawngs.
whin thae awl left again thae askt me two promise thet i wood nut dew anee more male writen n i tried two git a thawt frum scottE bout whut two sae bet he haz bin reel quiet latelee sew i jest sez two tham
bet i thawt two mieself self i sez thare iz sum unfinisht bizness wit mr jon kertuss.
n than thae askt me two promise thet i wood kep thet dockter apointment n i jest sez two tham shore nuff i well bee thare.
bet i dunt ever want two go back two thet thare
ANTEEK STOWER wit thet
n awl tham
in wite koats
n awl tham shinee silveree medal masheenz n elektronical gadgits wit the blinken lites awl over the place. no siree.
thare iz no wae thet i well ever step foot inside a
n than thae askt me two promise thet i wood takes tham lil green pillz ever dae. n i thawt two mieself self i sez thet iz a eazee answer cuz
i likes tham
lil go green
sew i jest sez two tham shore nuff ever dae.
than i got a fone call frum thet sizter uv scottE hoo werks four the
Rewrul Elektronikel Asewceeashun
n we jest laught n laught bout awl theze a goings own til the battereez own hare fone went deed . . .
From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw" email@example.com
Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:47:56 -0800 (PST)
To: "Jon W. Kertuss" firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject: FWD: Re: QUESTIONNAIRE FROM INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS BANK
hae thare mr jon kertuss. i iz sew sorree thet it haz takin me sew lawng two git thus hare male two u. i meent two sand u a kopee uv the bank male thet i sant own wenzdae bet everbuddee wuz hare again lest nite four sum more n more sellebraten n than again this afternoon four sum more n more sellebraten. sew finallee hare it iz . . .
From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw" email@example.com
Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:58:13 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: QUESTIONNAIRE FROM INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS BANK
hooo-weee. thet thare shore nuff iz sum kind uv name thet u dew haz thare. man oh man i dun tried two spell thet name sevin timez afour i finallee gaved up n decited i best jest kawl u mr zeek. i hopes thet u aint offended bie mie kasual informalness.
sew u iz a worken over thare in thet bank awae akross the big owshin in thet thare whatchamacallit place kawlt west afreeka eh. boihowdee. n me i aint never evin bin owt uv thus hare holler mie hole entire life. n i shore wood nut have ever knowed bout thet thare cuzin uv mine name uv hauncel d mueller hoo wuz liven awl the wae over thare akross the big owshin in thet thare suchamacallit place kawlt germainee.
i problee ownlee werkt bout six uv tham thare twentee four ourz sew far wit awl thet iz a goen own rite now bet i jest wanted two go own n sand u tham thare fancee answerz thet mr jon kertuss sant two me four tham thare kwestionz thet u wuz a asken bout thet thare cuzin thet nobuddee knowed aneethang bout liven awl the wae over thare akross the big owshin.
1) Name: Mr. Hauncel D. Mueller
(2) Nationality: an Austrian by NATIONALITY
3) Occupation: BUSINNESSMAN. Owner of site Mueller and Brothers SARL IMPORT and EXPORT COMPANY.
4) The deceased died on a plane which crashed in October 1999
(5) The deceased died at the age of (70) seventy years
(6) The deceased left cash. The amount of US $14 million USD (FOURTEEN MILLION DOLLARS) in your custody under account number 72513284993
7) Yes, the deceased was married to BARBARA and they had two DAUGHTERS who died along with him
(8) The deceased was residing in Germany at the time of his death. His residential address was MeinPlatz, Sie Röhre, Schwein Sumpf Höhle, Germany
(9) The deceased was a member of the International Gold dealers Association.
10) The deceased was a great Advocate of Humanity while he was alive and contributed to its cause
............ ............ ............
n thank u kindlee four thet thare kind male uv kondolances n a telden me bout tham thare milleonz uv thet thare good ole kuzin uv mine name uv hanz dee mewl celler hoo wuz a liven awl the wae over thare akross the big owshin in thet thare suchamacallit place kawled germainee. i thinks it iz sech a shame thet i never deed git two knowed thet thare kuzin uv mine afour he passt own over two the udder side two hiz reward. dien in a areoplane krash. him n hiz hole familee. sech a trajedee.
good ole kuzin hanz dee mewl celler.
dilferd thedeus deuwthresher
bet everbuddee jest kawlz me
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