Tuesday, September 16, 2008

12 - on the brink

To: the goat herd
Subject: 12 - on the brink
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:13:01 -0500

make sure that you read ALL the way to the END of this message for a surprise link . . .

------------

wenzdae 02/13/08 deer dairee whutever 
man oh man i am a telden u thet liven owt hare in this twentee first centuree shore iz troublen two me. last thurzdae nite sum friendz uv thet thare scottE kamed two sea him n sed thet thae wuz koncerned bout hiz well being n wuz he a getten hisself messt up in sum sort uv enternet skam n i jest tellz tham awl thet WE iz jest fine. 

n thae sez thet thae wuz thare four whatchamacall a entervantion n thet thae jest wanted two hep n i jest tellz tham awl thet WE iz jest fine bet thae awl jest a kept a goen own n own a tawken n a tawken til i jest could nut stand it anee more n i high tailed it owt intwo the woodz n down bie the creek. 

i knowed thae wood nut follow me owt thare cuz it wuz alreadee dark n thae iz a feared uv tham kiowteez. bet i likes tham kiowteez. thae makes me laugh cuz ever time thet thare fire truck drives bie the park wit the sireen a blaren tham kiowteez takes two howleren n howleren. n i howlers wit tham. it iz sew much fun. frum the creek i could look akross the lake in the park n up the hill two scottEs house n i waited til awl tham friendz finallee left.


than the next dae own fridae a friend uv scottE name uv daved tellz us thet we should go two sumthing kawled a ANTEEK STOWER n sea whut we ken find sew we awl goes two thus reel big stone bilden


n whin we gits inside it iz awl full uv awl kinds uv fancee new fangled technawlogee n i wuz jest in awe uv it awl


n whin i turns round daved wuz gone n sum ladee wuz a standen thare saen thet she wuz sum kind uv dawkter kawled a siekiatwrist whutever thet meenz. n she sed thet she jest wanted two hep me. thet kind uv skared me at ferst bet mostlee it jest made me sew blue blazes angree n i jest tellz her thet WE iz jest fine. n she asked me ifn i knew whare i wuz n i sed the ANTEEK STOWER n she walkt me down thus lawng lawng hallwae

n intwo 

thus lil room 

wit soft pillow wallz 

n a bed in it 

n teld me two jest swaller sum kind uv lil blew pill n lae down own the bed. i dunt knowz whut thet lil blew pill wuz bet it shore nuff made me sew sleepee thet i could nut keep mie iz open n i dreamt bout a reel peacefull snowfall.


whin i opined mie iz thare wuz awl theze peoplez in wite koats a standen round thet bed jest a staren at me n i jumps up n thae awl starts two saen now now u jest lae steel thare now. n thet same ladee dawkter asks me how i iz a feelin n i jest tellz her thet WE iz jest fine. than she tellz everbuddee in wite koats two leave the room n she sits down in a chair n asks me ifn i feelz like tawken bout anee thang n i jest tellz her thet WE is jest fine.
n than 
she 
rites 
sum thang 
down 
in her 
red chief skool tablit 
ownlee 
herz
iz 
yeller.


than she sez iz it awl rite wit me ifn she rekordz mie voice own sum kind uv tawken masheen n i tellz her thet i aint never herd uv sech a thang sew she showed me how thet tawken masheen werkt n i wuz jest amazed.

she askt me again how i iz a feelin n i jest tellz her thet WE iz jest fine.

n than she gives me anudder 
uv tham lil blew pillz 
n i went own awf 
two dreem land again 
n i dreamt bout maken 
sum rapsberree jam.

next mornen i wuz served up a reel nice brakefast n than thet ladee dawkter starts in again bout how iz i a feelin n i jest tellz her thet WE iz jest fine. sew she asks me two foller her two anudder room n whin we walks thru the door i am again in awe uv awl thet i saw. it wuz a smawl room bet awl fillt wit shinee masheenz made uv sum kind uv silveree metal n awl sorts uv elektronikal gadgits n blinken lites awl over the place


n thet thare ladee dawkter tellz me two lae down again own thus hard metal bed n udder peoplez in wite koats started attachen awl these elektronikal stickee thangz awl over me n i found it awl two bee veree interesten n thet ladee dawkter sez two me two jest relax n i jest tellz her thet WE iz jest fine. bet than tham peoplez in wite koats tied sum straps round mie wrists n anklez n i didnt kare four thet nun. n awl uv a suddin i wuz striked bie a litenen bowlt. elektraecitee wuz jest a runnen awl over mie hole bodee maken me feel awl tinglen.

i saw thet ladee dawkter looken at me n her mowth wuz a moven like she wuz a saen sumthang bet awl i kould hearz her sae iz jest a low growlz sew i jest a low growlz back at her

n she jest a stood thare a staren at me n her iz got reel big n i jest a lookt back at her. n than sumbuddee in a wite koat made me swaller anudder uv tham lil blew pillz

n i went own awf two 
dreem land again 
n i dreamt bout i wuz sailen 
own a stormee see 
uv moven emoshun 
n wuz tosst bout like 
a ship own the owshin.

whin i waked up this time i jest laid awl steel like pretenden thet i wuz steel a sleepen cuz i needed sum time two figger owt jest whut kind uv place a ANTEEK STOWER iz n whut wuz awl these peoplez in wite koats a doing two me. n i herd a voice a lawng waze awf a saen DEUW DEUW WHARE IZ U. n than i reelized thet i kould nut move mie armz bet i thawt i better kep mie iz shut steel n nut sae anee thang. again i herd thet voice a kawlen DEUW DEUW R U AWLRITE. bet the voice sounded kloser now n i reelized thet thet voice wuz thet thare scottE. sew i thawts two scottE bout whut iz thus hare ANTEEK STOWER aneewae n he thawts back at me thet whare we wuz iz kawled a sykiatrikal hospedal whutever thet meenz. n i thawts back two scottE thet i shore nuff dunt thinks thet i like thus hare sykodelic hospedalitee. n than i thawts two scottE bout whie caint i move mie armz.
n he thawts back at me thet thamz peoplez in wite koats dun put us in a suchamacallit streight jackit whutever thet meenz. n i thawts back two scottE thet thare aint much streight bout it. i feelz like i am awl folded up like a napken.

n scottE jest thawts back a laughen n a laughen thet he dun got me two laughen awl sew n than i started two feel better. thet scottE iz sech a joker a awl waze a clownen round. he iz sech a funnee karakter. good ole scottE. awl waze good four a laugh. n he kept a laughen n i kept a laughen in mie mind. whie we dun got two laughen sew hard thet i wuz awl most fallen over. n i accidentlee slipped a laugh owt loud n than i herd thet ladee dawkter saen how r u. n i deed nut knowed whut two sae bet i thawts bout saen thet WE iz jest fine bet i herd scottE thawten two me. he thawt DEUW DEUW DEUW DUNT SAE THET OWT LOUD. THE ONLEE WAE THET WE WELL EVER GIT OWT UV THUS PLACE IZ IFN U TELLZ THET LADEE DAWKTER WHUT SHE WUNTS TWO HEER. n i herd thet ladee dawkter saen again how r u. sew i thawts two scottE thet i haz no ideer whut the sand hill two sae two thet ladee dawkter. n i herd thet ladee dawkter saen again how r u. sew scottE thawts two me whut i shood sae n i sez it two thet ladee dawkter. I iz jest fine. than thet ladee dawkter asks dew u know hoo u r. n scottE thawts two me whut i shood sae n i sez it two thet ladee dawkter. everbuddee jest kawlz me scottE.

than thet ladee dawkter takes two smilen n sez oh thet iz jest grand n she rites sumthang down in her yeller red chief skool tablit. than she pullz owt thet thare tawken masheen n she sez again iz it awl rite wit me ifn she rekordz mie voice sum more n scottE thawts two me whut i shood sae n i sez ma'am thet wood bee jest fine wit me. n she smilez again sew purdee. n i thawts back two scottE thet he iz sew smart bout whut two sae. than thet ladee dawkter asks me again how i iz a feelin n scottE thawts two me whut i shood sae n i jest tellz her thet I iz jest fine. n she smilez sum more n rites sum more n sez thet she awl sew thinks thet i iz jest fine. than she telled sum peoplez in wite koats two take thet thare napken jackit awf uv me n head me sign sum paperz n askt me ifn thare wuz sumbuddee two drive me home n askt me two kome back n sea her in won week. n she asks me ifn i wood dew thet n scottE thawts two me whut i shood sae n i sez ma'am thet wood bee jest fine wit me. bet i notised thet scottEs thawts ware kind uv kwieter then afour. 

than thet ladee dawkter gaved me sum udder kind uv lil
green pillz two take home n i askt her ifn thae well makes me awl sleepee like tham lil blew pillz n she sez no. green meenz go. green pillz give u energee n i liked the thawt uv thet.

n she walkt me two the front door uv thet thare big stone ANTEEK STOWER n we sed hour good bies n whin i steppt owt intwo the sunshine i thawt thet everthang wuz jest sew fine.


whin i walkt down the steps thare wuz daved. whin he saw me he jest stoppt whut he wuz doing n stared at me n than he jest a started cheeren n holleren scottE scottE scottE scottE scottE scottE scottE.

n i jest sez awe shucks.


n he handed me sum kind uv nice lil box 
awl wrappt up in prettee silveree metal kolored paper 
n sez opin it opin it opin it. 
n inside thet box 
wuz a book 
wit a velvit kover 
n i herd scottE whisper 
a far awf like 
thet thet wuz hiz favorite book 
kawled mobee dick.
sew i sez thank u.

n than daved took me two scottEs house n everbuddee wuz thare a sellebraten


n a sippen wine n sumbuddee kawled sum man in a red shirt hoo brawt sum pezza bet he didnt stae four the sellebration. sew everbuddee wuz eaten good vittles n sippen wine n a playen musick n sippen wine n a playen gamez n sippen wine n jest haven a grand ole time four four hourz uv sellebration. n the hole time everbuddee kept a kawlen me scottE.


copyright © 2008 - 940farms - all rights reserved




Kansas - Fight Fire With Fire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM1rB1rGS44


19 comments:

scottE said...

Fight Fire With Fire

There's a hole in the wall
With a light shining in
And it's letting me know to get up
It's time to begin

Oh there is nothing to lose
'Cause it's already lost
In a runaway world of confusion
I'm not gonna take it

That's why I fight
Fire with fire
Oh I'm burning inside and my heart is a-cryin'
Fire with fire
I don't want to lose this flamin' desire

Standing alone
In a crowded room
I can feel a chill in the air
I'm shakin'

I'm miles away
I want to cry out loud
I want to fight till the end
I won't let 'em take me alive

And you know I'll fight
Fire with fire
Oh I'm burning inside and my heart is a-cryin'
Fire with fire
I don't want to lose this flamin' desire

Fire with fire
I'm out of control
and i want you to know

I'll fight
Fire with fire
I'm never gonna lose this flamin' desire

Fire with fire
Oh I'm burning inside and my heart is a-cryin'
Fire with fire
Oh I'm never gonna lose this flamin' desire

Fire with fire
I'm out of control
and i want you to know

I'm fighting
Fire with fire


Kansas - Fight Fire With Fire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM1rB1rGS44

Anonymous said...

September 17, 2008 10:09:15 AM CDT
biker mama wrote:

OMG - you and deuw are soo funny, but now i'm starting to get a little concerned about you. did you and some of your friends really get together last week? I was wondering if you were expounding on reality...

i love it when deue went - awf tu dreem laend agen n i dreemt bowt i wuz saelin owen a stowermee cee uv moeven emowshun n wuz tawst bowt liek a sheip owen thu oshin.

ha ha ha ha ha

scottE-deuw said...

September 17, 2008 11:45:35 AM CDT
scotte-deuw wrote:

hay their lil sis. wee iz jist fien. thenk u kiendlee fer eskin.

when i was writing the "21st century global adventures of deuw" back in february, there were a few people who knew about deuw and were joking with me about this whole deuwell persunalitee thang thet wuz a goen owen and did they have anything to be concerned about and laughingly threatened a entervinshun. that was the catalyst when i put this chapter together (oh, and a couple bottles of wine really helped mix all of the crazy details together) but i purposely hadn't gone into any of those details with anyone excepten deuw sooo when i sent out "12 - on the brink" was the first that anyone knew of that part of the story. needless to say, i've gotten a lot of email this morning. hahaha!!!

AND i was sooo glad that i hadn't sent out this chapter to the goat herd yet cuz i only just found the video "fight fire with fire" last week. when i first stumbled across that video on YouTube, i found it entertaining but i didn't really think much about it past that. the next day, the light bulb finally went off and i realized the video couldn't have been more perfect for deuw's experience at the antique store. ooohhhhh fate is a strange and mystical occurrence!!!

i'm glad that you enjoyed deuw's dream segment about ". . . saelin owen a stowermee cee . . ." did you recognize that phrase from anywhere??? it is a quote . . . remember it cuz it comes up in the story again later . . .

and did you notice any of the correlations of "12 - on the brink" with "10 - mountaintop experience" . . .

Anonymous said...

September 17, 2008 11:56:15 AM CDT
biker mama wrote:

i bet you have gotten a lot of emails!!! ha ha

that dream sequence sounds like a song, but i can't rightly remember right now...i do love the way you tell the part about your thoughts going back and forth too...

scottE-deuw said...

September 17, 2008 12:43:51 PM CDT
scotte-deuw wrote:

ooohhhhh u iz sew smaert!!! the quote about ". . . saelin owen a stowermee cee . . ." IS from the lyrics of a song. you'll find out next week when i send out "13 - shuer nuff evree dae"

deuw's first dream was about "a real peaceful snowfall" which refers back to "10 - mountaintop experience" and his second dream was about "making sum rapsberry jam" which will be included in "13 - shuer nuff evree dae"

my most favoritest part of "12 - on the brink" is the "napkin jacket" - " . . . and then i thoughts two scottE 'bout why cain't i move my arms. and he thoughts back at me that thems peoples in white coats dun put us in a suchamacallit streight jacket whatever that means. and i thoughts back two scottE that their ain't much streight 'bout it. i feels like i am awl folded up like a napkin . . ." bbbiiizzzaaarrreee!!!

but of course low growlen at that lady doctor holds a close second. bbbiiizzzaaarrreee!!! that refers back to low growlen at thet bear in "10 - mountaintop experience" bbbiiizzzaaarrreee!!!

Anonymous said...

September 17, 2008 1:01:26 PM CDT
biker mama wrote:

maybe i need to start drinking bottles of wine and my creativity will come out...ha ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:20:59 -0500
tricia wrote:

Whew!! You really get into the anomalous mind of dew. Listened to the Kansas song. Always good to hear! Went to their concert at the casino last year. They are gettin' older but they put on a pretty good show.

scottE-deuw said...

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:29:05 -0500
scotte-deuw wrote:

anomalous: uneven. deviating from the normal order, form, or rule.

yup, that'd be deuw. or me? or scottE-deuw??

aw shucks. erbudee jist kawl mee deuw.

Anonymous said...

September 25, 2008 10:12:51 AM CDT
joeD wrote:

hey Scott, hows it going? love you deuw stuff. quite a riot

scottE-deuw said...

September 25, 2008 10:38:22 AM CDT
scotte-deuw wrote:

heya joeD!!! glad u iz enjoyen thet thaer krazee stowree. thenk ya kiendlee fer thaem thaer kiend werdz.

when i was writing the "21st century global adventures of deuw" i only had a vague idea of the course that the story would take. that course was constantly changing when i would get the next response from the spammer - man, they sure sent some great material to work with. i still wonder if they could decipher any of deuw's gibberish. that wonderment also helped contribute to the craziness which became deuw - every time that i received a response from the spammer, i figered it wood bee the last so i wood make the reply as crazy as possible.

good ole cousin hanz dee mewl celler.

cencerelee
captain scottE-deuw-hab
awe shucks. everbuddy jest call me deuw

scottE-deuw said...

here is the original deer dairee entry that deuw had written in deuw-speek:


To: the goat herd
Subject: 12 - on the brink
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:13:01 -0500

make sure that you read ALL the way to the END of this message for a surprise link . . .

------------


wenzdae 02/13/08 deer dairee whutevr
maen owh maen i em a telden u thet leiven owt heer en theis twenee ferst sencheree shuer iz trublen tu mee. lest thurzdae niet sum freindz uv thet thaer scottE caemd tu cee hem n sed thet thae wuz kuncearnt bowt hez wael beaen n wuz hee a giten hezsef meast ep en sum cert uv enternat skaem n i jist telz thaem awl thet wee iz jist fien. n thae sez thet thae wuz thaer fer whutchamakawl a entervinshun n thet thae jist wunted tu hep n i jist telz thaem awl thet wee iz jist fien bet thae awl jist a kepta gowen owen n owen a tawken n a tawken til i jist kuwd nut stend et enee moer n i hiegh taeled et owt entu thu wuwdz n dowen bi thu crik. i kneuw thae wuwd nut fawler mee owt thaer cuz et wuz awlredee derk n thae iz afeerd uv thaem kiowtes. bet i lieks thaem kiowtes. thae maeks mee lawf cuz evree tiem thet thaer fier truk drievs bi thu paerk wit thu sireen a blaeren thaem kiowtes taek tu howelerin n howelerin. n i howelerz wit thaem. et iz sew mech fun. frum thu crik i kuwd lewk akros thu laek en thu paerk n ep thu heel tu scottEz howse n i waeted til awl thaem freindz fienlee leaft.

thaen thu nixt dae owen friedae a freind uv scottE naem uv daved telz es thet wee shuwd goe tu sumtheng kawld a enteek stower n cee whut wee ken fiend sew wee awl goez tu theis reel bieg stoen bilden n whin wee gits ensied et iz awl fuel uv awl kiendz uv fansee neuw fangeld teknawlogee n i wuz jist en aew uv et awl n whin i ternz rowund daved wuz goen n sum ladee wuz stenden thaer saen thet shee wuz sum kiend uv dawkter kawld a siekiatwrist whutevr thet meenz. n shee sed thet shee jist wunted tu hep mee. thet kiend uv skeerd mee et ferst bet mowestlee et jist maed mee sew bleuw blazis engree n i jist telz heer thet wee iz jist fien. n shee eskt mee ifn i kneuw whaer i wuz n i sed thu enteek stower n shee wawlkt mee dowen theis lawng lawng hawlwae n entu theis lil rewem wit sawft pealow woelz n a baed en et n teld mee tu jist swaller sum kiend uv lil bleuw peal n laee dowen owen thu baed. i dowent knoew whut thet lil bleuw peal wuz bet et shuer nuff maed mee sew slepee thet i kuwd nut kep mi iz opin n i dreemt bowt a reel peecfil snoewfawl.

whin i opined mi iz thaer wuz awl theez peepuwlz en whiet koets a stenden rowund thet baed jist a staeren et mee n i jemps ep n thae awl staerts tu saen noew noew u jist laee steel thaer noew. n thet saem ladee dawkter esks mee houwe i iz fealen n i jist telz heer thet wee iz jist fien. thaen shee telz erbudee en whiet koets tu leev thu rewem n shee saets dowen en a chaer n esks mee ifn i fealz liek tawken bowt enee theng n i jist telz heer thet wee iz jist fien. n thaen shee riets sum theng dowen en heer raed cheef skewel tablit owenlee heerz iz yeller. thaen shee sez iz et awl riet wit mee ifn shee rekorids mi voiec owen sum kiend uv tawken masheen n i telz heer thet i aint nevr hurd uv sech a theng sew shee shoewd mee houwe thet tawken masheen werkt n i wuz jist amaezed. shee eskt mee agen houwe i iz a fealen n i jist telz heer thet wee iz jist fien. n thaen shee geivs mee anuter uv thaem lil bleuw pealz n i wunt owen awf tu dreem laend agen n i dreemt bowt maeken sum rapsberee jaem.

continued on the next comment . . .

scottE-deuw said...

nixt moernin i wuz sirved ep a reel niec braekfust n thaen thet ladee dawkter staerts en agen bowt houwe iz i a fealen n i jist telz heer thet wee iz jist fien. sew shee esks mee tu fawler heer tu anuter rewem n whin wee wawlks thru thu dower i em agen en aew uv awl thet i saew. et wuz a smawl rewem bet awl field wit shienee masheenz maed uv sum kiend uv silveeree metael n awl certs uv elektronikel gedgits n blenken liets awl ovr thu plaec n thet thaer ladee dawkter telz mee tu laee dowen agen owen theis haerd metael baed n uder peepuwlz en whiet koets staerted atechen awl theez elektronikel steckee thengs awl ovr mee n i fownd et awl tu bea varee enteristen n thet ladee dawkter sez tu mee tu jist relex n i jist telz heer thet wee iz jist fien. bet thaen thaem peepuwlz en whiet koets tiad sum straeps rowund mi wriests n aenkelz n i dint kaer fer thet nun. n awl uv a sudan i wuz striekt bi a lietenin bowlt. elektricatee wuz jist a ruenen awl ovr mi hoewl budee maeken mee feal awl tingelin. i saew thet ladee dawkter lewken et mee n heer mowth wuz a moevin liek shee wuz a saein sumtheng bet awl i kuwd heerz heer sae iz jist a loew grouwlz sew i jist a loew grouwlz beck et heer n shee jist a stouwed thaer a staerin et mee n heer iz git reel bieg n i jist a lewkt beck et heer. n thaen sumbudee en a whiet koet maed mee swaller anuter uv thaem lil bleuw pealz n i wunt owen awf tu dreem laend agen n i dreemt bowt i wuz saelin owen a stowermee cee uv moeven emowshun n wuz tawst bowt liek a sheip owen thu oshin.

whin i waekt ep theis tiem i jist laed awl steel liek atenden thet i wuz steel aslepen cuz i neaded sum tiem tu figer owt jist whut kiend uv plaec a enteek stower iz n whut wuz awl theez peepuwlz en whiet koets a dewen tu mee. n i hurd a voiec a lawng waez awf a saein deuw duew whaer iz u. n thaen i reelized thet i kuwd nut moev mi aermz bet i thawt i beter kep mi iz shuwt steel n nut sae enee theng. agen i hurd thet voiec a kawlen deuw deuw r u awlriet. bet thu voiec sowended kloewzer noew n i reelized thet thet voiec wuz thet thaer scottE. sew i thawts tu scottE bowt whut iz theis heer enteek stower eneewae n hee thawts beck et mee thet whaer wee wuz iz kawld a siekeatwrikal howspedal whutevr thet meenz. n i thawts beck tu scottE thet i shuer nuff dowent thenk thet i liek theis heer siekodelik howsputalitee. n thaen i thawts tu scottE bowt whi caint i moev mi aermz. n hee thawts beck et mee thet thaemz peepuwlz en whiet koets dun puwet es en a suchamakawlet streit jeckit whutevr thet meenz. n i thawts beck tu scottE thet thaer aint mech streit bowt et. i fealz liek i em awl fowlded ep liek a nepken. n scottE jist thawts beck a lawfen n a lawfen thet hee dun git mee tu lawfen awlsew n thaen i staerted tu feal beter. thet scottE iz sech a joeker a awl waez a klowenin rowund. hee iz sech a funee karektuer. guwd ole scottE. awl waez guwd fer a lawf. n hee kepta lawfen n i kepta lawfen en mi miend. whi wee dun git tu lawfen sew haerd thet i wuz awl mowest fawlen ovr. n i acksedentlee slipt a lawf owt louwd n thaen i hurd thet ladee dawkter saein houwe r u. n i deed nut knoew whut tu sae bet i thawts bowt saein thet wee iz jist fien bet i hurd scottE thawten tu mee. hee thawt deuw deuw deuw dowent sae thet owt louwd. thu owenlee wae thet wee wael evr git owt uv theis plaec iz ifn u telz thet ladee dawkter whut shee wunts tu heer. n i hurd thet ladee dawkter saein agen houwe r u. sew i thawts tu scottE thet i haev noe ideer whut thu send heel tu sae tu thet ladee dawkter. n i hurd thet ladee dawkter saein agen houwe r u. sew scottE thawts tu mee whut i shuwd sae n i saez et tu thet ladee dawkter. i iz jist fien. thaen thet ladee dawkter esks dew u knoew whu u r. n scottE thawts tu mee whut i shuwd sae n i saez et tu thet ladee dawkter. erbudee jist kawl mee scottE.

continued on next comment . . .

scottE-deuw said...

thaen thet ladee dawkter taeks tu smielin n sez owh thet iz jist grend n shee riets sumtheng dowen in heer yeller raed cheef skewel tablit. thaen shee poelz owt thet thaer tawken masheen n shee sez agen iz et awl riet wit mee ifn shee rekorids mi voiec sum moer n scottE thawts tu mee whut i shuwd sae n i sez maam thet wuwd bea jist fien wit mee. n shee smielz agen sew purdee. n i thawts beck tu scottE thet hee iz sew smaert bowt whut tu sae. thaen thet ladee dawkter esks mee agen houwe i iz a fealen n scottE thawts tu mee whut i shuwd sae n i jist telz heer thet i iz jist fien. n shee smielz sum moer n riets sum moer n sez thet shee awlsew thenks thet i iz jist fien. thaen shee teld sum peepuwlz en whiet koets tu taek thet thaer nepken jeckit awf uv mee n haed mee sien sum paeperz n eskt mee ifn thaer wuz sumbudee tu driev mee hoem n eskt mee tu coem beck n cee heer en wun weak. n shee esks mee ifn i wuwd dew thet n scottE thawts tu mee whut i shuwd sae n i saez maam thet wuwd bea jist fien wit mee. bet i noetest thet scottEz thawts whaer kiend uv kwieter thaen afower. thaen thet ladee dawkter gaev mee sum uder kiend uv lil grean pealz tu taek hoem n i eskt heer ifn thae wael maek mee awl slepee liek thaem lil bleuw pealz n shee sez noe. grean meenz goe. grean pealz geiv u energee n i liekt thu thawt uv thet. n shee wawlkt mee tu thu frent dower uv thet thaer bieg stoen enteek stower n wee sed owr guwd biez n whaen i staept owt entu thu sunshien i thawt thet ertheng wuz jist sew fien.

whin i wawlkt dowen thu staeps thaer wuz daved. whin hee saew mee hee jist stoept whut hee wuz dewen n staerd et mee n thaen hee jist a staerted chearen n hawlerin scottE scottE scottE scottE scottE scottE scottE.

n i jist sez aw shucks.

n hee haended mee sum kiend uv niec lil bowx awl rapt ep en purdee silveeree metael kulerd paeper n sez opin et opin et opin et. n ensied thet bowx wuz a bowek wit a velvit kuver n i hurd scottE wisper a fawr awf liek thet thet wuz hiz faveriet bowek kawld mowbee deck. sew i sez thenk u. n thaen daved towk mee tu scottEz howse n erbudee wuz thaer a sellebraeten n a sipen wien n sumbudee kawld sum maen en a raed shert whu brawt sum pezza bet hee dint stae fer thu sellebraeshun. sew erbudee wuz eten guwd vitelz n sipen wien n a plaein musak n sipen wien n a plaein gaemz n sipen wien n jist haevin a grend ole tiem fer fower owrs uv sellebraeshun. n thu hoel tiem erbudee kepta kawlen mee scottE.


copyright © 2008 - 940farms - all rights reserved

Anonymous said...

I found this site using [url=http://google.com]google.com[/url] And i want to thank you for your work. You have done really very good site. Great work, great site! Thank you!

Sorry for offtopic

scottE-deuw said...

no such thing as "off topic." glad that you enjoyed. let me know what you think about the rest of the "21st century global adventures of deuw." . . .

Anonymous said...

Hi!!! scotte-deuw.blogspot.com is one of the most excellent informational websites of its kind. I take advantage of reading it every day. All the best.

Anonymous said...

The author of scotte-deuw.blogspot.com has written an excellent article. You have made your point and there is not much to argue about. It is like the following universal truth that you can not argue with: Progress cannot be achieved without suffering. Thanks for the info.

Anonymous said...

scotte-deuw.blogspot.com is the best. Thank your for this article. I enjoyed it very much.
AAA Toronto Payday Loans 1172 Bay St #101, Toronto, ON M5S 2B4 (416) 477-2817

Anonymous said...

So drunk...
Eeer

No matter