Tuesday, September 9, 2008

11 - reply to bank

To: the goat herd
Subject: 11 - reply to bank
Date:
Tue, 9 Sep 2008 17:51:33 -0500

 

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From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:58:13 -0800 (PST)
To: izeak.w.abeidouly-wayeziou@i.i.b-s.a.l.d.waf
Subject: Re: QUESTIONNAIRE FROM INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS BANK

hooo-weee. thet thare shore nuff iz sum kind uv name thet u dew haz thare.

man oh man i dun tried
 
two spell thet name 

sevin timez 

afour i finallee gaved up n 

decited i best jest kawl u mr zeek. 
i hopes thet u aint offended bie mie kasual informalness.

sew u iz a worken over thare in thet bank awae akross the big owshin in thet thare whatchamacallit place kawlt 

west afreeka eh.



boihowdee. n me i aint never evin bin owt uv thus hare holler mie hole entire life. n i shore wood nut have ever knowed bout thet thare cuzin uv mine name uv hauncel d mueller hoo wuz liven awl the wae over thare akross the big owshin in thet thare suchamacallit place kawlt germainee.



i problee ownlee werkt bout six uv tham thare twentee four
ourz sew far wit awl thet iz a goen own rite now bet i jest wanted two go own n sand u tham thare fancee answerz thet mr jon kertuss sant two me four tham thare kwestionz thet u wuz a asken bout thet thare cuzin thet nobuddee knowed aneethang bout liven awl the wae 
over thare akross the big owshin.

............answer's............
1) Name: Mr. Hauncel D. Mueller
(2) Nationality: an Austrian by NATIONALITY
3) Occupation: BUSINNESSMAN. Owner of site Mueller and Brothers SARL IMPORT and EXPORT COMPANY.
4) The deceased died on a plane which crashed in October 1999
(5) The deceased died at the age of (70) seventy years
(6) The deceased left cash. The amount of US $14 million USD (FOURTEEN MILLION DOLLARS) in your custody under account number 72513284993
7) Yes, the deceased was married to BARBARA and they had two DAUGHTERS who died along with him
(8) The deceased was residing in Germany at the time of his death. His residential address was MeinPlatz, Sie Röhre, Schwein Sumpf Höhle, Germany
(9) The deceased was a member of the International Gold dealers Association.
10) The deceased was a great Advocate of Humanity while he was alive and contributed to its cause
............ ............ ............



n thank u kindlee four thet thare kind male uv kondolances 
n a telden me bout tham thare milleonz uv thet thare good ole kuzin uv mine name uv 
hanz dee mewl celler 
hoo wuz a liven awl the wae over thare akross the big owshin in thet thare suchamacallit place kawled germainee.

i thinks it iz sech a shame thet i never deed git two knowed thet thare kuzin uv mine afour he passt own over two the udder side two hiz reward.



dien in a areoplane krash. him n hiz hole familee. sech a trajedee.

good ole kuzin hanz dee mewl celler.

cencerelee
dilferd thedeus deuwthresher 

bet everbuddee jest kawlz me 
deuw


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2 comments:

scottE-deuw said...

here is the original reply that deuw sent to mr zeek written in deuw-speek:


To: the goat herd
Subject: 11 - reply to bank
Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2008 17:51:33 -0500

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Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:58:13 -0800 (PST)
From: erbudee jist kawl mee deuw wvdeuw@yahoo.com
To: izeak.w.abeidouly-wayeziou@i.i.b-s.a.l.d.waf
Subject: Re: QUESTIONNAIRE FROM INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS BANK

whooo-weee. thet thaer shuer nuff iz sum kiend uv naem thet u dew haev thaer. maen owh maen i dun tried tu spiel thet naem saven tiemz afower i fienlee geivd ep n decited i beter jist kawl u mr zeek. i hoep thet u aint awfeanded bi mi kashewel enfermulnis.

sew u iz a werken ovr thaer en thet benk awae akros thu bieg oshin en thet thaer whutchamakawlit plaec kawld weast afreeka eh. boihouwedee. n mee i aint nevr evn bin owt uv theis heer hawler mi hoel intier lief. n i shuer wuwd nut haev evr knoewen bowt thet thaer cuzin uv mien naem uv hauncel d mueller whu wuz leiven awl thu wae ovr thaer akros thu bieg oshin en thet thaer sechamakawlit plaec kawld jurmaenee.

i problee owenlee werkt bowt sex uv thaem thaer twenee fower owrs sew fer wit awl thet iz agowenz owen riet noew bet i jist wunted tu goew owen n sand u thaem thaer fansee ansewrz thet mr jon kertuss cent tu mee fer thaem thaer kwestshunz thet u wuz a esken bowt thet thaer cuzin thet noebudee kneuw eneetheng bowt leiven awl thu wae ovr thaer akros thu bieg oshin.

............answer's............
1) Name: Mr. Hauncel D. Mueller
(2) Nationality: an Austrian by NATIONALITY
3) Occupation: BUSINNESSMAN. Owner of site Mueller and Brothers SARL IMPORT and EXPORT COMPANY.
4) The deceased died on a plane which crashed in October 1999
(5) The deceased died at the age of (70) seventy years
(6) The deceased left cash. The amount of US $14 million USD (FOURTEEN MILLION DOLLARS) in your custody under account number 72513284993
7) Yes, the deceased was married to BARBARA and they had two DAUGHTERS who died along with him
(8) The deceased was residing in Germany at the time of his death. His residential address was MeinPlatz, Sie Röhre, Schwein Sumpf Höhle, Germany
(9) The deceased was a member of the International Gold dealers Association.
10) The deceased was a great Advocate of Humanity while he was alive and contributed to its cause
............ ............ ............

n thenk u kiendlee fer thet thaer kiend mael uv kundowelances n a telden mee bowt thaem thaer milleunz uv thet thaer guwd ole cuzin uv mien naem uv hanz dee mewl celler whu wuz a leiven awl thu wae ovr thaer akros thu bieg oshin en thet thaer sechamakawlit plaec kawld jurmaenee. i thenks et iz sech a shaem thet i nevr git tu knoewd thet thaer cuzin uv mien afower hee passt owen ovr tu thu uder sied tu hez reaword. dien en a areoplaen cresh. hem n hez hoel famelee. sech a trejadee.

guwd ole cuzin hanz dee mewl celler.

cencerelee
dilferd thedeus deuwthresher bet erbudee jist kawl mee deuw



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