Subject: 11 - reply to bank
Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2008 17:51:33 -0500
From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw" email@example.com
Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:58:13 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: QUESTIONNAIRE FROM INTERNATIONAL INVESTORS BANK
hooo-weee. thet thare shore nuff iz sum kind uv name thet u dew haz thare.
two spell thet name
afour i finallee gaved up n
i hopes thet u aint offended bie mie kasual informalness.
sew u iz a worken over thare in thet bank awae akross the big owshin in thet thare whatchamacallit place kawlt
west afreeka eh.
boihowdee. n me i aint never evin bin owt uv thus hare holler mie hole entire life. n i shore wood nut have ever knowed bout thet thare cuzin uv mine name uv hauncel d mueller hoo wuz liven awl the wae over thare akross the big owshin in thet thare suchamacallit place kawlt germainee.
i problee ownlee werkt bout six uv tham thare twentee four
over thare akross the big owshin.
1) Name: Mr. Hauncel D. Mueller
(2) Nationality: an Austrian by NATIONALITY
3) Occupation: BUSINNESSMAN. Owner of site Mueller and Brothers SARL IMPORT and EXPORT COMPANY.
4) The deceased died on a plane which crashed in October 1999
(5) The deceased died at the age of (70) seventy years
(6) The deceased left cash. The amount of US $14 million USD (FOURTEEN MILLION DOLLARS) in your custody under account number 72513284993
7) Yes, the deceased was married to BARBARA and they had two DAUGHTERS who died along with him
(8) The deceased was residing in Germany at the time of his death. His residential address was MeinPlatz, Sie Röhre, Schwein Sumpf Höhle, Germany
(9) The deceased was a member of the International Gold dealers Association.
10) The deceased was a great Advocate of Humanity while he was alive and contributed to its cause
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n thank u kindlee four thet thare kind male uv kondolances
n a telden me bout tham thare milleonz uv thet thare good ole kuzin uv mine name uv
hanz dee mewl celler
hoo wuz a liven awl the wae over thare akross the big owshin in thet thare suchamacallit place kawled germainee.
i thinks it iz sech a shame thet i never deed git two knowed thet thare kuzin uv mine afour he passt own over two the udder side two hiz reward.
dien in a areoplane krash. him n hiz hole familee. sech a trajedee.
good ole kuzin hanz dee mewl celler.
dilferd thedeus deuwthresher
bet everbuddee jest kawlz me
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