Thursday, September 4, 2008

10a - quick like lil update

To: the goat herd
Subject: 10a - quick like lil update
Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2008 19:26:58 -0500

hay thare y'awl!!! thenks four the emailz!!! i iz sew glade thet u awl iz injoyen thus hare krazienuss!!!



some members of "the goat herd" are having a difficult time understanding my writing as the character


"deuw"



but he actually writes words phonetically -


the 

way 

that 

they 

sound.



i call it deuw-speak. 
so i've toned it way down for easier reading - after awl the humor iz in the stoweree thet deuw iz a tellin. the original emails that deuw sent to mr jon kertuss can be found in the "comments" section of each posting. i think the funniest part of this whole project is that i actually sent all of deuw's gibberish to the spammer.


haw haw haw!!! 
bbbaaaaa, bbbllleeeaaattt, bbbaaahahaha . . . 

each time that i would get a reply back from the spammer, i figured that it would be the last one so the story progressively got crazier and crazier. and i was constantly surprised when another reply showed up in my inbox.

the "mountaintop experience" is my absolute most favoritest of the deuw stories - i laughed sooo much during the writing of this chapter. there is just sooo much that happens. 

from the very beginning ( . . . i jest wanted two send you a quick like lil update . . . ) deuw was on quite the roll - he jest went on and on and on for two whole pages. 
his grumblen 'bout " . . . awl them folk . . . could tern sew mean again me . . . " and 
shooting the squirrels and rabbit for " . . . a mighty fine supper . . . " and 
" . . . thinken two myself self i says you know that nobuddy ever gits




 munnee 

four 

nothen




. . . and said two myself self i says that thare mr jon kertuss is the only person who ain't dun you no wrong . . . " and 
" . . . the snow was a fallen awl gentle and quiet like . . . " and 
low growlen at the bear and 
quickly going from " . . . i don't have no friend by the name of klem . . . " to " . . . i gave into that temptation and told klem two come on up . . . " to " . . . i don't need my bells anymore and we jest took two laughen sew hard that we was a fallen over . . . " and

making " . . . 
a fine 
winter robe 
four 
 granee . . . " 
out of 
that thare " . . . 
thick and 
soft and 
luxjurious like . . . " 
bear hide 
and

best of all: 
the big ole sellebration.


i'm not eggzactly sure which deeply hidden recess of my mind " . . . came a walken constable kalhown . . . " but wow!!! " . . . man oh man i sure deed nut ekspect no official like sumbuddy two bee thare . . . " hahaha!!! i guess that's where all of this writing comes from:
that 
"holler" 
place 
in 
my 
head.




coming soon to a theatre near you: 12 - on the brink. remember the peaceful snowfall, the low growl, and " . . . that whole whale of a story . . . "
keeping in mind that on 
ash wednesday 
i had given up 
reality 
for the 
40 days 
of lent -


that probably was the greatest benefit to the writing of the 21st century global adventures of deuw. even tho deuw had taken over as the dominant personality during those 40 days, i was ever vigilant and cautious because " . . . i didn't want two appear stupid or nothen . . . "

cencerelee
captain scottE-deuw-hab
awe shucks. everbuddy jest call me deuw



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