Monday, July 14, 2008

7a - genealogy

To: the goat herd
Subject: 7a - genealogy
Date: Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:10:49 -0500


hey there everyone!!! thanks sooo much for all of the emails. i iz sew glade thet u awl iz finden awl thus hare sew heelaireus!!!

and special thanks to those who have expressed their concern for my well being. hahaha - y'all are crazy funny!!!


yes, there was a spell 
back there in february 
when deuw and i 
had quite the 
go round over 
this here 
dual personality thing 
that was a going on. i guess that's what i get for "giving up reality" for the 40 days of lent.


but we iz jist fine now, reelee we iz. i'm not going to get into how we resolved our dual duel because that all comes out in the next few segments, chapters, episodes, whatever you want to call them, of "the 21st century global adventures of deuw."


but of course, it is a crazy turn of events that i trust you will enjoy!!!

and now that i've introduced a bunch of deuw's family members, many have asked about his family tree. so i asked deuw to put together a brief genealogy 

(of course, he didn't know what genealogy meant. at first, he thought it was rubbing some magic lamp until barbara eden poofed out in a cloud of smoke. ooohhhhh deuw) . . .


ifn 
i dun 
ternt 73 
own 
maerch 
eteenth. 
n mie 
granee 
iz steel 
liven 
wit 
me. 


mie 
maw 
wuz 
14 
whin 

wuz 
borned. 



n granee wuz 
13 whin 
mie maw 
wuz borned. 
than granee 
wood be 
100 yeerz owld. 
n steel 
gowin strawng. 
thare iz jest nut mulch 
slowin thet 
woman down.

mie dawter seuw-
deen wuz borned whin i wuz 15 sew 
she 
wood be 58 yeerz owld.

gransun 
steuw-deen 
wuz 
borned 
whin 
seuw-deen 
wuz 13 
sew 
he iz 
45 
yeerz 
owld.

the twinz 
beuw-
deen n darel wuz borned whin seuw-
deen wuz 14 sew 
thae iz 
44 yeerz owld.

grate gransun skeeter-
deen wuz borned whin steuw-
deen wuz 16 sew 
he iz 
29 yeerz owld.

grate-
grate-
gran-
dawter 
klaircie-jeen 
wuz borned 
whin 
skeeter-deen 
wuz 15 
sew 
she iz 
14 yeerz owld

n her 
new babeez 
iz 
5-1/2 months owld.

maken skeeter a granpaw at 29. bet thet iz whut happinz whin u stairts a familee at sech a earlee age. thet iz jest the waze thet life iz owt hare in the heel kountree uv weest veerginie.

thanks deuw!!! you finally got it right!!! the first go round he sent me a list of each family member's favorite tree because, of course, in my explanation of genealogy i used the term "family tree." ooohhhhh deuw!!! you are such a hickory nut!!! . . .

cencerelee scottE-deuw


by the by, 
welcome to the newest members 
of the goat herd: 
elleDorado, chipster, dlt4729, doubleD, zenmaster


come on into the corral. everybody give a shout out. all together now: bbbaaaaa, bbbllleeeaaattt, bbbaaahahaha.


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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are a ray of sunshine! thanks for the chuckle!

joeD

Anonymous said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

scottE-deuw said...

glad that you are enjoying "the 21st century global adventures of deuw." i had a whole lot of fun writing all this here craziness . . .

scottEdeuw