Subject: 4 - deuw's got mail
Date: Sun, 8 Jun 2008 14:31:45 -0500
i sent the last msg to mr jon kertuss directly from deuw's email address
and he never even missed a beat. sent a continued reply straight to good ole deuw. deuw is beginning to take on a life of his own!!!
the few who know about this project that i'm working on have begun to ask me if i have WAY too much time on my hands. i didn't take a class this semester cuz my brain is really tired of reading, writing, listening, studying, paying attention, remembering, homework, tests, etc, etc, etc . . .
and now, man, i'm really glad that i'm not in class - i wouldn't have had enough time to write all of this fun. i guess i COULD call this a correspondence course in fictional composition. hahaha!!! i wonder how many extra english credits this would be worth on my transcript . . .
excerpts from "the international bankers' professional dictionary of deuw-speak"
akownt - account
benk - bank
biznes - business
koinz - coins
Date: Sat, 2 Feb 2008 16:24:52 +0100 (CET)
From: "Jon W. Kertuss" email@example.com
To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw" firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject: PLEASE VERY URGENT
I've received your mail. Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated. I have secure this transaction for quite a long time looking for the individual who would assist me to handle it successfuly before i retire.
The bank will be contacting you to verify your next of kin status to the deceased customer. As soon as you receive any informations from the bank, forward to me immediately. It is imperative for the swift completion of this transaction in the most expedite manner possible.
Instead of the bank to eat the money, better for the individuals to eat the money.
I'm waiting you to receive the informations. Or call me so that we may discuss fully.
From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw" email@example.com
Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2008 24:07:47 -0800 (PST)
To: "Jon W. Kertuss" firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject: Re: PLEASE VERY URGENT
geez a willikerz. at ferst u dun had me sew konfuzed til i reelized thet u messt be a tawken bowt the stock markit again.
how mech duz steerz n hawgz cell four whare u iz.
i aint hurd nothin frum the bank. i deed git the walken bridge fixt up bet reebah sed thet no male haz arrived frum anee bank. bet jest az soon az i heerz frum tham i well shore a nuff lets u knowz jest az u haz rekwested.
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