Sunday, June 8, 2008

4 - deuw's got mail

To: the goat herd
Subject: 4 - deuw's got mail
Date: Sun, 8 Jun 2008 14:31:45 -0500


tuesday 
02/05/08 

dear 
diary:


i sent the last msg to mr jon kertuss directly from deuw's email address
"erbudee 
jist 
kawl 
mee 
deuw" 

wvdeuw
@
yahoo.
com 



and he never even missed a beat. sent a continued reply straight to good ole deuw. deuw is beginning to take on a life of his own!!!

the few who know about this project that i'm working on have begun to ask me if i have WAY too much time on my hands. i didn't take a class this semester cuz my brain is really tired of reading, writing, listening, studying, paying attention, remembering, homework, tests, etc, etc, etc . . .


and now, man, i'm really glad that i'm not in class - i wouldn't have had enough time to write all of this fun. i guess i COULD call this a correspondence course in fictional composition. hahaha!!! i wonder how many extra english credits this would be worth on my transcript . . .


excerpts from "the international bankers' professional dictionary of deuw-speak"
akownt - account
benk - bank
biznes - business
koinz - coins





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Date: Sat, 2 Feb 2008 16:24:52 +0100 (CET)
From: "Jon W. Kertuss"   jon.w.kertuss.2711@yahoo.fr 

To: "erbudee jist kawl mee deuw"   wvdeuw@yahoo.com 
Subject: PLEASE VERY URGENT
 
Dear Deuw,

 
I've received your mail. Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated. I have secure this transaction for quite a long time looking for the individual who would assist me to handle it successfuly before i retire.

 
The bank will be contacting you to verify your next of kin status to the deceased customer. As soon as you receive any informations from the bank, forward to me immediately. It is imperative for the swift completion of this transaction in the most expedite manner possible.

 
Instead of the bank to eat the money, better for the individuals to eat the money.

 
I'm waiting you to receive the informations. Or call me so that we may discuss fully.

 
Thanks you.
JON

 
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From: "everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw"    wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2008 24:07:47 -0800 (PST)
To: "Jon W. Kertuss"    jon.w.kertuss.2711@yahoo.fr
Subject: Re: PLEASE VERY URGENT


 et 
the 
munee
???

 


et 
the 
munee
!?!?!

  
the bank 
two et 
the munee
???


peepullz 
two et 
the munee
???


 et 
the 
munee
?!?!?




geez a willikerz. at ferst u dun had me sew konfuzed til i reelized thet u messt be a tawken bowt the stock markit again.


how mech duz steerz n hawgz cell four whare u iz.

i aint hurd nothin frum the bank. i deed git the walken bridge fixt up bet reebah sed thet no male haz arrived frum anee bank. bet jest az soon az i heerz frum tham i well shore a nuff lets u knowz jest az u haz rekwested.


cencerelee deuw


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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the wildest word puzzle that I've ever seen. I figured this one out all on my own without the solution.

Reggie

scottE said...

wow reggie!!! that was fast!!! glad you are enjoying all of this!!!

cincen u dun figered awl theis owt awl reedee. jist goe owen ahaed n powest thu sewleuwshun tu thu werd puzzell uv deuw-speek

Anonymous said...

i got it, i got it!!!

eat the money??? eat the money!!! the bank to eat the money? peoples to eat the money? eat the money!?!?!? gee willikers (???). at first you done had me so confused until i realized that you must be talken about the stock market again. how much does steers and hogs sell for where you is.

i aint heard nothing from the bank. i did get the bridge fixed up but rebah said that no mail has arrived from any bank. but just as soon as i hear from them i will sure enough let you know just as you had requested.

steveO

Anonymous said...

Way to go steveO!!! U dun beet mee tu thu soulewshun . . .

Reggie

Anonymous said...

You guys are so hilarious!!!

Diva-Dancer

scottE said...

glaed u awl iz enjoyen awl theis heer. thenks fer rietin.

what i find to be the most hilarious is that all of this started with a spam email and i did actually send all of deuw's gibberish to them (i wonder what they thought!!!) and was constantly surprised when i would get a reply!!!

scottE-deuw

scottE-deuw said...

here is the original reply that deuw sent to mr jon kertuss written in deuw-speek:

From: everbuddee jest kawlz me deuw wvdeuw@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2008 24:07:47 -0800 (PST)
To: Jon W. Kertuss jon.w.kertuss.2711@yahoo.fr
Subject: Re: PLEASE VERY URGENT

et thu munee??? et thu munee!!! thu benk tu et thu munee? pepelz tu et thu munee? et thu munee!?!?!? geez a willikerz. et ferst u dun haed mee sew kunfoozed til i reelized thet u mest bea tawken bowt thu stawck maerkit agen. houwe muwch duz steerz n hawgz cell fer whaer u iz.

i aint hurd nuten frum thu benk. i deed git thu briedge feixt ep bet rebah sed thet noe mael hez arived frum enee benk. bet jist ez suen ez i heer frum thaem i wael shuer nuff laet u knoew jist ez u haed rekwested.

cencerelee deuw



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